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[officestuck]

Alright, Hogwarts! It's almost the end of the year and I don't know about you guys but I am getting antsy. Summer! Barbecues! Swimming! Meat! Lots of meat! Meat is amazing.

Anyway! That doesn't give any excuse to slack off on your studies. In fact, I think it makes studies funner (funnest?), yeah! Especially Transfiguration

Comments

[sawa_dame]

I'm sorry in advance if I set fire to things.

[officestuck]

You have no idea how many times I've heard that, so it's okay, Tsuna.

Just remember, never wear anything flammable.

[sawa_dame]

How will I know it's not flammable? Apart from the obvious, I mean...

[officestuck]

Set it on fire!

And then put it out. If it's on fire, it's flammable.

[fulltimebitch]

Which one's your TA?

[officestuck]

The angry one who talks about hats and stabbing.

[fulltimebitch]

Ugh, hats like that are so not in fashion right now. If he were less grouchy and didn't have such a dumb hat, he might be cute. That's probably why he's so lonely.

[officestuck]

He's kind of a huge jerk, if I'm honest.

[wrestlingwitch]

Isn't he always grouchy?

[officestuck]

Yes.

Except lately he's extra grouchy!

[wrestlingwitch]

I didn't think he could get grouchier than he already was.

[officestuck]

You are probably right.

Still, say hi! He might smile. Or throw himself out a window. Both are good options.

[fearnoanvil]

can i have candy corn if i clean the erasers?

[officestuck]

Yes.

[fearnoanvil]

awesome!!