first problem

[officestuck]

It's almost summer, kids.

Why is it almost summer? I don't have anything to do over the summer

I see people are making plans and getting together. Is anyone going over to the Egbert house? John misses his friends over the summer each time. It's adorable. So, go make plans with him.

I don't have anything to writeI ran out of candy corn. I know I

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[fearnoanvil]

that would be nice but i don't think i miss them that much.
i mean, karkat and i skype a lot.
i am actually planning on staying with him.

[fearnoanvil]

he is your dumb friend then.

[officestuck]

Why does he have to be my friend? That is the part I don't get.

[fearnoanvil]

well you don't want him to get sued even though he stabbed you already!

[officestuck]

Yeah but

[ink droplets]

Hey how's taxi tiger anyway?

[fearnoanvil]

hehehe
he is fine and not sick anymore.

[officestuck]

Okay good because being sick is dumb.

[fearnoanvil]

yeah i heard they have a low cranial capacity in general.
80% of sickness are legitimately retarded.

[officestuck]

See, nobody should get sick or the population becomes like a zombie film.

Without the film.

1/2

[fearnoanvil]

ok let me just take a moment to appreciate how cool that was.

[fearnoanvil]

yeah, you are so right.
why does sickness even exist?

[officestuck]

Haven't your dad and I taught you anything?

God is the biggest prankster of them all.

[fearnoanvil]

but what if the atheists were right?
what if god doesn't exist?
then who is the greatest prankster of all?

[officestuck]

Buddha.

[fearnoanvil]

but buddha actually stated the four noble truths!
that is kind of anti-sickness.

[officestuck]

Yeah

Well

It's a lie

Possibly