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[officerhotpants]

What's with all the drunk people?

Don't you all know addictions can ruin your life?! And alcohol is one of the worst and most common drugs people can get hooked on!

Grif! I think you need a group therapy session. You got over your drug addiction, you can get over this too!

Comments

[legendarytamer]

There's some kind of festival celebrating beer, as far as I could tell. Speaking as someone who's had his fair share of drunk or hungover posts, I'm actually kind of appalled by all these drunk posts. Half these kids are kids!

[hero_time]

One of them's my twelve-year-old cousin. Somehow, she keeps getting away from me.

[officerhotpants]

Well if that's not encouraging addictions then I don't know what is! I mean, kids' livers are smaller than adults' ones, right? They could, like explode or something!

[kantooutlaw]

I'm with you guys...Team Rocket may approve of all that is sinful, but they shouldn't allow children to drink at that brewfest non-sense.

[officerhotpants]

Yeah, not if they want kids dropping dead because their livers have went bleh! That's just... ew.

[deathtotheblues]

Aw you gotta lighten up Donut. I'm here too at Brewfest, and I know how to hold my drink!

Besides, it's funny. And uniting! I'm gonna also go with it's really tasty! The panda who brewed this was able to make one of his drinks taste like chips ahoy!

Sarge has a point Donut. Sorta.

Incluso tiene un brew ese los gustos como el aceite de la máquina. Yum.

Pffffh blat wooot-hoot

(Even has a brew that tastes like machine oil. Yum.)

[officerhotpants]

But I don't want my liver exploding, Sarge! That's what it does to you! You only have one liver I think... and I don't wanna lose it!!

Your liver can explode?! Oh no...

[deathtotheblues]

Donut don't be an idiot. Your liver won't EXPLODE from a single drink. It might FAIL if you constantly drink for years but it won't explode.

[officerhotpants]

Failing and exploding are the same difference!! Besides, what if you get hooked, then you start drinking again and again and spend all your money on it and then you have to live like a hobo out on the street begging for change, but no one'll give it to you because you look all ew and you smell weird!?

[alwaystakenotes]

The funny thing about addictions and alcohol is people will consume it even knowing it's bad for them.

Get them to stop that easily and you'll be the best therapist in the world.

[officerhotpants]

Yeah! Like drugs! Which are bad!

...I knew I should have taken that therapy course instead of Spanish!!

[alwaystakenotes]

I am aware of the affects certain drinks, liquids, powders, and pills have on my body, thank you. And I have never had an intention to consume any of them.

...are you usually like this?

[officerhotpants]

...Usually like what?