Calibration 21 [Text | Backdated to this afternoon]

[officer_garrus]

You know one thing I _____ about being human? _____. I could eat anything if it _____ like _____.

I wonder if there's a way to _____ it for dextros.

Comments

[greatergone]

What about being human?

[officer_garrus]

It was a curse. Anyway, I was saying that vanilla's really good.

[greatergone]

What about...vanilla is good?

[officer_garrus]

It just... tastes good.

[immortaltwat]

Miss
Sex
Tasted
Pussy
Buy

It's called prostitution, buddy.

[officer_garrus]

I was talking about vanilla, actually.

I also have an actual lover, thank you.

[immortaltwat]

Well, I thought everything I said was pretty vanilla. What kind of prudish race are you?

[officer_garrus]

I meant as in ice cream and cake. Is everything about sex with you?

[heelsandlaw]

That doesn't make too much sense.

[officer_garrus]

Looking back at it, it really doesn't. I was saying that I grew to like the flavor of vanilla when I was human.

[heelsandlaw]

Vanilla? Did you have ice cream?

[officer_garrus]

Yes. I could also taste it in various cookies I tried.