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Jun 13, 2007 23:47

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motherfucking apocalypse, zombies

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crackjaw June 14 2007, 03:54:09 UTC

they got my cat

i think they got my mom too

i can hear the boards creaking

help

offensive June 14 2007, 03:55:52 UTC

RUUUUUUUUUN.

GET TO HIGH GROUND THEY CAN'T CLIMB.

korrigan June 14 2007, 04:31:23 UTC

MY

FUCKING

LEGS

offensive June 14 2007, 04:35:47 UTC

...WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOCKED IN THE CLOSET RIGHT NOW?

korrigan June 14 2007, 04:36:58 UTC

YOU COULD AT LEAST LET ME DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH OR SOMETHING

ANYTHING BUT THIS

offensive June 14 2007, 04:37:40 UTC

I NEED THE RUM.

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trinities June 14 2007, 04:48:30 UTC

dude, we can just use leaves.

if we get out alive.

trinities June 14 2007, 04:51:35 UTC

DO YOU WANT A STEP-BY-STEP PLAN AS TO HOW TO MAKE THINGS INTO TOILET PAPER?

offensive June 14 2007, 04:54:17 UTC

NO.

AND I DON'T LIKE USING LEAVES, ALISON. I HAVE "ROUGHED IT" BEFORE AND I LIKE MY TWO-PLY FLUFFY CHARMIN THANK YOU.

trinities June 14 2007, 04:55:43 UTC

Well, I doubt the zombies will use all the toilet paper. We can go on a roadtrip to collect it all.

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impactbomb June 14 2007, 04:54:24 UTC

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT TOILET PAPER WHEN I'M IN IMMEDIATE FUCKING DANGER OF FUCKING DYING

powercorrupts June 14 2007, 04:55:08 UTC

A year, nay, a month from now you will regret that sir. Toilet paper will be like GOLD.

impactbomb June 14 2007, 04:57:33 UTC

I will worry about affording toilet paper when I can think about not being eaten long enough to worry about my bank account, Kai. D:

powercorrupts June 14 2007, 04:54:35 UTC

SEE WHAT I MEAN? FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE AGREEING WITH ME ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER.

Says I, share the damn back seat with the 2ply. Says them "but I want to drive shotgun and get a rifle." Says I, the damn paper is soft and I'm not wasting bullets on giving you one."