wow. julia louis-dreyfus was a castmember on saturyday night live in the 80's. nuts.

areta: my life is even more meaningless and boring without u. come back.

wow. captain stottlemeyer from the show MONK played buffalo bill from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. i peed myself.

man, i don't think i've really ever experienced such a strong sense of nostalgia as i did about 30 minutes ago. christina was playing with her necklace making "eiffel towers" and failing to make "jacobs ladder". after saying that i forgot how to do all that stuff, she comes over to me and tells me my fingers will remember. [oh my god this sounds ( Read more... )

713 have a party again! i wish i could have gone last night. maybe next time i'll contribute some crazy story...

sometimes i doubt everything that i know. i think that everything i believe to be true is completely wrong. i think that something is a certain way, then i realize that i missed a really important detail. will i ever get it? does it even matter?

computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! computer! ( Read more... )

the story of my life. 128, dehydrated and sly. i will never go to london again. do u have 5 eons to spare? u should give me 5 trillions instead. 128, dehydrated and sly. that will be the fairytale of my life. i looked myself in the eye. will you be my back-scratcher ( Read more... )

¡¡¡YAY!!! ¡¡¡adjoa and antonia are coming THIS friday!!! ¡¡¡YAY!!!

i think all of college thus far has been a dream. and i pretty much think i'm still dreaming. one day i'll wake up and question the substantiality of it all. did i create this whole experience? was it the product of my psychoses? are u the product of my neuroses? i hope not. or maybe i hope yes. sleepy sleepy sleepy time. good night.