in the janitor's closet - drabble

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Glee. 2,320 Words. Puck/Rachel, Puck and Finn being BFFL. Another installation in my series of drabbles/ficlets (that are really just fic in and of themselves) wherein I turn Puck and Rachel's non-existent relationship into a long-running romantic comedy sitcom. Needless to say, this is totally AU. And as usual, R because someone needs to wash Noah

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[hariboo]

BROS FOR LIFE. I LOVE THESE FOOLS. I gotta admit having this start with Puck/Rachel broken up is your genius peeking through because it just means that they already did the hard part and just need to get back together.

“Dude, I gotta go call Hummel ‘cause that was the legit gayest thing you have ever said to me.”
-- oh, Puckerone. You know Finn like all sensitive inside and you rely on his girly tendencies.

Puck adopted Finn like a puppy in the woods. PERFECTION.

so they take a cowboy hat from the music room and Puck steals him a fake handlebar mustache from the costume shop down the street. -- there's just no amount of words to express how much I love how your write these boys and their shenanigans. And of course it gets ruined and they have to run. OMG. These two in a disaster film would be the most epic shit ever. "RUN PUCKERMAN."

Finn getting a mancrush is the best thing to ever happen. Puck has to win both of them back!

“You’re an idiot.”
“You worded it wrong!” -- this is so adorable. Miscommunication ftw. It always

[of_hearts]

I gotta admit having this start with Puck/Rachel broken up...
Okay DVD extra ~writers commentary~: I ALMOST DIDN'T. I almost started this with them not being together together yet! But this was obvs so much better. And I agree, so much more manageable with the hard parts out of the way already. (AND EASIER TO DO HUMOR, FOR SURE.)

PUCK AND FINN SHENANIGANS ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER. JSYK.

ILU DUDE, YOUR COMMENTS FILL MY HEART WITH SUCH UNBRIDLED, CHATTY CATHY LOVE. You are truly a girl after my own heart.

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<3

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LOL OK THAT WAS MY STUPID POINTLESS COMMENT. NOW HERE'S MY REAL ONE.

UM, OMG CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES? BECAUSE:

“Dude, all I gotta say is if I were Rach, I’d let him go as far as he wanted, no dinner and movie necessary.”

“Hudson, if you tell me you’re gay for this dickweed-”

“Not gay, per se…”

“Fuck.”

IS AMAZING. AMAZING. I WANT YOUR BRAINS.

Also, just because I said all this doesn't mean I'm ready for a video chat conversation yet, Ok? Let's take things slow, F.

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ILU BB. SO MUCH.

Also, just because I said all this doesn't mean I'm ready for a video chat conversation yet, Ok? Let's take things slow, F.
OMG ONE EMBARASSING MISTAKEN CLICK AND I WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN, WILL I???

OMG, that part you quoted is actually an awesome melding of both T's and my ideas. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT FINN HUDSON, FOR THE RECORD.

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YEAH. WASN'T INVITED TO THE FIC-WRITING PARTY BUT IT'S COOL, IT'S WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ALL DAY AND KEPT GETTING TOLD ~BUT I'M WRITING~ OR ANYTHING. LITTLE DID I KNOW? FIC WRITING PARTY THAT I WASN'T INVITED TO.

BUT IT'S WTV.

IT'S COOL.

I DONT NEED YOU BITCHES ANYWAYS.

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Thanks!

[sellthelie]

That was brilliant, I heart their bffness, loved it.

[of_hearts]

So glad you liked it! Thanks for dropping a line.

[une_fille]

I LOVE THIS. AND YOU. AND PUCK & FINN BEING BESTIES.

Mostly that last thing, though.

Fucking Blake. He will probably go back to the land where he was spawned (probs Narnia) with a broken heart. Unless Finn gets out of that closet and catches him in time! GO GET YOUR FELLA, HUDSON!

It takes Puck exactly five minutes with Santana to find out how far from gay the dude actually is
I would pay hard, hard, money to witness this conversation.

I WANT TO BE SHIRLEY PARKER'S TUBBY BEST FRIEND.

The end.

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Blake is totes from Naria. And yeah, he'll be crying all the way to the bank with his golden feet. Ten bucks says he's dating Cristiano Ronaldo in two years. THAT IS IF FINN DOESN'T NAB HIM FIRST.

I would pay hard, hard, money to witness this conversation.
True story. Pretty sure you should get on writing that shit.

I WANT TO BE SHIRLEY PARKER'S TUBBY BEST FRIEND.
OK(AY) NO YOU NEED TO GET ON WRITING THIS AND THE OTHER FOUR TIMES.

The end.
THIS ISNT THE END, IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.