[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

Oct 28, 2010 06:05

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy ( Read more... )

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[Action] hasoneshot October 27 2010, 22:16:50 UTC
Aha! So there are others actually in this world!

[He is ecstatic because this is his first human contact since being kicked out of the house in New Bark.]

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 01:46:59 UTC
I can make one out of a tree branch and a rock! That was part of my survival training in the army!

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 01:51:03 UTC
I was in the military before you were even born, and you didn't ask me to use a tree branch; you asked me to cut down a tree!

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 01:54:04 UTC
He must be lying! He doesn't look much older than I am!

What year do you think it is?

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 01:56:28 UTC
Upstart young knucklehead -

Last I was certain, 2010, but time is relative especially when you live for more than a millennium...

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 13:50:08 UTC
Wa-wait a sec! What did you just say about a milennium???

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 18:56:27 UTC
[He tosses his hair and spreads his hands to display himself.]

I am the Nation of France. I have been around enough to see changes in kings and gods. A millennium is only the tip of the iceberg for what I have known.

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 19:44:06 UTC
So...you claim to be...part of planet Earth itself?

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 19:46:51 UTC
I am the embodiment of everything French. Therefore, I am France, and I cannot cease to exist until my culture and people are all gone.

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 19:55:13 UTC
So you, all by yourself, hold France and all its culture and history?

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 20:21:08 UTC
Yes, in a nutshell.

[There are other stipulations to it, but it is easier to leave it at that.]

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 20:37:42 UTC
So does that mean there are other...Nations as yourself? As in...Russia?

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 20:43:11 UTC
[He nods before tilting his head to the side slightly.]

I haven't seen Russia in this place, but, since this is Hell, then he'll eventually show up.

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 20:46:15 UTC
H-Hell? What do you mean Hell? Is that just another one of your buddies!?

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[Action] of_france October 28 2010, 20:53:07 UTC
[He gives Ocelot an incredulous expression.]

Of course not. This place we're in is Hell. Hell isn't a person.

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Re: [Action] hasoneshot October 28 2010, 20:55:24 UTC
[Well how long has the fucking french nation been a person!?!]

What do you mean we're in Hell? I mean, sure that music thats always playing makes you wanna kill yourself but its tolerable.

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