HOLY SHIT

WHO IS SEEING PANIC! AT THE DISCO IN MARCH AT BOGARTS????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UMM...

WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITNEY!!!!! =D

Yes yes I want to put my files on your hard drive... and all that good stuff about having a lot of RAM. And when you get an error message, perhaps you should look around in a different area... man I've gotten good at talking dirty using metaphors in computer language. This is hilarious. I don't know if I blame EDS or not.....

Thursday night was the night of padiddles. I saw at least...137
and tonight was the night of cops being EVERYWHERE
Drawn Together is officially one of the best things I have ever witnessed on television.
"Foxy found herself to be in a pickle, instead of the other way around."

AND I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION TO ASK:

Ok if the steering wheel is on the ( Read more... )

Waiting makes us want.
Make a woman wait...
Make a woman sick with suspense
Make her addled with apprehension
So she'll worry and wonder
And you'll keep her attention.

Shit, I also forgot to say that I think I've learned that a lot can be told about a person in the way they stop at red lights, and stop signs ( Read more... )

WTF

{Don't Panic}

I would first like to give a thumbs up to all the drunks on New Years Eve who did not light any cigarettes backwards ( Read more... )

"Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest."
You Only Live Twice
or so it seems
One life for yourself
and one for your dreams

You drift through the years
and life seems tame
Till one dream appears
and love is its name

And love is a stranger
who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger
or the stranger is gone.

This dream is for you,
so pay the ( Read more... )

"These are Veruca's new found friends, that she will meet as she descends..."

http://www.verucaassault.com

oh yeah, and for fun   http://www.wheelsurf.nl

"'I, in my small way, would like to think it had as much to do with me as with you. That my reputation preceded me.'

'Isn't that usually a pejorative clause?'

'I am wonderful fun to talk to. I'm a consummate professional. People leave my parlor in states. You are here. It's conversation-time. Shall we discuss Byzantine erotica?'

'How did you know I ( Read more... )