Comments | oddmonster: Signs You Have Thrown a Successful Nine-Dog Weekend:

oddmonster

Signs You Have Thrown a Successful Nine-Dog Weekend:

Jul 15, 2009 21:30

Oh yes. Nine dogs, one house with fenced-in yard. The trick is to break them into teams by age.

( Cut for pooptalk. If you're not a dog-owner, that might be a little much. )

dogs, big trouble in little vermont

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soulswallo July 16 2009, 02:22:21 UTC

I always love your stories.

oddmonster July 16 2009, 15:51:37 UTC

Thanks! I always figure if you can't be a good example...

little_tristan July 16 2009, 03:09:43 UTC

One time Ranger pooped an entire paper towel. Kind of twisted up, lightly coated, but clearly a paper towel. I guess she swallowed it whole. I'm mentioning this because it's a story I never get to tell and you seem sympathetic to the humor. Darnedest thing I ever saw come out of a dog. But then I missed the ears. :)

oddmonster July 16 2009, 15:53:00 UTC

SNORT.

So sympathetic to the humor. How do they come up with the thought that these types of things are edible?

I missed the ears too. Husband didn't save the specimen. Which is probably for the best, now that I think about it. :)

little_tristan July 16 2009, 16:25:04 UTC

All of our dogs eat paper towels. We use them to soak up bacon grease or something and the dogs get them out of the trash. But the smaller dogs tear them up first; Ray swallows them whole. Apparently. :)

amonitrate July 17 2009, 01:07:23 UTC

oh my god, oh my god, i started giggling in admiration and horror at the title of the post.

oddmonster July 17 2009, 16:24:06 UTC

We had a blast, I think. Although next time (and hopefully there will be a next time) I'd like to take off work for the last two days, so I don't stick Husband with all of them by himself.

And yes, new Personal Record for number of dogs dogsat at one time. Woo!