Horns? Hoofs? Ears? Tail? ...Three of each?

[oddmonster]

This morning I was having a quick whipround etsy.com, trying to figure out what to get my sister-in-law for Xmas, and I saw this listing: Build Your Own SHEEP soap CHOOSE YOUR SCENT Shea or Goats MilkBut in my only mildy caffeinated state, I parsed BUILD YOUR OWN SHEEP and then stopped

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[catyah]

Fantastic! That brings a whole new meaning to "some assembly required".

(And "batteries not included"?)

Thanks for the laugh!

[oddmonster]

Heh. Glad I could amuse.

Although the battery-powered sheep would take more time to assemble, I'm thinking.

[sara_merry99]

LOL!! :D

[oddmonster]

I swear, I am all that is coffee-powered.

(Clockwork sheep! Sheep made out of ice cream! Quantum sheep that may or may not be built already! Sheep the size of buildings! Woo!)

[tinx_r]

Yes...

Baa. Nuzzle. Baa. (Hear me?)

I totally read "Build your own Sheep" too. And don't you think Murray came home with a Build-your-own kit one day? How d'you think that went?

*bounce*

[oddmonster]

Oh I SO hear you on that.

And yes, the build-your-own sheep kit Murray brought home had...a surprising outcome, to say the least. Or at least, it sounded surprising to Nick and Cody when they listened at the door of Murray's stateroom....

[tinx_r]

um, right. I was NOT thinking that way! *vbg*

I was srsly considering a Murray-Build-Your-Own drabble in the plane this morning...

[oddmonster]

Lies. You were so thinking that way. He gave it to Quinlan on their anniversary.

[vettha]

~raises hand

Um, can mine be a mer-sheep? ~fwapfwap

[oddmonster]

Of course. It's build-your-own, after all.