This haiku is close to being correct in terms of syllable counts:

English isn't really
Much like Japanese at all.
I say, Fucking Hell.

The next, however, is much closer to the actual spirit of haiku, even though it doesn't have any real syllabic structure at all.  And I like it better, as far as it goes.

English isn't
Like Japanese--
Fucking Hell.

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