Thank you weepingcock

[oddlittleturtle]

For you have made my day, week, month, and year.

So far.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

OH GOD IT HURTS

HURTS

warning: not safe for work - there be hilarious dramatically read pronz afoot

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[evilsherbear]

DICK ATTACK!

The music just makes this. I can't handle this. I can't.

meat wand lol

EDIT: I went to the Amazon page: VIKING TIME-TRAVEL.

[oddlittleturtle]

I know right?

galloping abs lol

[evilsherbear]

What do galloping abs even sound like?!

[oddlittleturtle]

I don't know!?

It hurts the brain just thinking about it!?

COCONUTS!?

question marks are needed.

[oddlittleturtle]

XD

[lian_kazairl]

So much awesome here I don't even know where to start. The hilaribad writing, the cheesy porno music, the priceless narration, the new vocabulary! Seriously, between dick attack, dick aneurysm, and dick Parkinson's, I don't know which is best.

Are all cheesy romance novels this awesome? I may have to stop sticking my nose up at the genre if it means getting comedy gold like this.

"Torolf entered her like she was a lottery." *dies laughing*