mashed plz

[odditycollector]

I swear, this was going to be content. But it turns out I am not in the mood for a) depressing myself, b) hunting down scans, or c) any more swearing. Which leaves... randomly combining LJ memes for fun and/or profit. (Probably fun.)

Comment with one of your icons, and I'll write you a story between 6 and 9 words.

Comments

[cereta]

Because it's been that kind of day.

[odditycollector]

He's only alive 'cuz he ain't worth the clean-up.

[magista]

Take it away...

[odditycollector]

"Bloody hell, Slayer, I'm getting tired of roleplay."

[magista]

LOL!

Well done, indeed.

[dine]

got a few words for this?

[odditycollector]

Owen Harper never fully recovered from the microwave incident.

[dine]

hee! poor Owen - things just keep happening to him

[hannahrorlove]

Because this icon never gets old.

[odditycollector]

Ambassador Bllzwrp returned, happy and relaxed, from her vacation.

[tashiro]

I'm intrigued. Hit me! :)

[odditycollector]

Fuzzywuzzy found the "Paddington Bear Potty Training Guide" informative!

[tashiro]

Okay, that's just awesome. :D