Off season meme!

[odditycollector]

I could use a bit of distraction atm, so:

Give me two characters, and I'll give you exactly one line of porn!

Comments

[petronelle]

Porn is good for you.

Nine and Rose.

[odditycollector]

The Doctor tells her that she's excellent and she's gorgeous and it's absolutely brilliant, what she did right there, and then natters on about his true, abiding love for the human race in general until Rose finally takes her mouth off his cock and kisses him into silence.

[petronelle]

Sounds just about right to me. Also, *dear.* Thank you.

[odditycollector]

Glad you liked it!

[poisonivory]

Linda/Jimmy! Or pre-Crisis or toon!Kara/Jimmy, if you prefer.

[odditycollector]

Jimmy pushes himself inside her and it's warm and tight and a little bit like falling - a lot like falling, wind rushing against them and skyscrapers reaching up from below, until Linda shudders against him and holds him closer and pulls them up and up and away.

[poisonivory]

EEEEEEEEE INDEED. *dances about*

[odditycollector]

Yay, dancing! :D

[caiusmajor]

Bat-Mite and Mxy!

[odditycollector]

...

Remind me why we are friends again?

[caiusmajor]

Kara and Brainy? Which is an answer, although you can also interpret it as a request. :)

[odditycollector]

*considers this*

*Actually*, though, I think that quoted counts as another reason to be *afraid*, were I a learning machine. ;p You can be very focused!

[athene_51]

You're into SGA, yes? I hate to be a cliche, but... Rodney/John.

*uses sexy!Sheppard icon to sweeten the deal* :D

[odditycollector]

"I am," John gasped, as Rodney's tongue slid wetly around the head of his dick, "almost sure you are lying about this being in the survival guide."

[athene_51]

Niiiiice! I'm sure Rodney wrote that guide himself - I'd like to read it ;)

Oh, John. He never sees it coming. (har har)

[odditycollector]

Well, I expect Rodney wrote the one where people should give *him* blowjobs. ;)

[plum177]

*brain fused with too much rps!*

erm, ford/arthur, because Hitchhiker is love.

[odditycollector]

Sex with an alien wasn't quite as odd as Arthur had worried: gently cupping Ford's balls, right, running his thumb up Ford's penis, that seemed to work, and, uh, er... "Er. What's this bit for, then?"

[plum177]

*snerk*

Thank you! Cheered me right up it did! *is in the middle of writing fic she thought was small, but has turned out to be massive*

[odditycollector]

Oh no! See, I've got that problem *totally sorted out*! *gestures around smugly*