Five things Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect would quarrel about

[odditycollector]

for count_fenring: Five things Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect would quarrel about in the messy, half-civilized, and inevitable divorce.

1. Who will take care of the kids! Arthur reminds Ford that they don't *have* any kids, but Ford feels this is entirely beside the point.

2. Arthur's recently updated profile in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy3. Whether or

Comments

[foreverdirt]

But they can still continue shagging and bickering, right? This is just a divorce for tax purposes? Right? Right?

[odditycollector]

Well considering this is a universe in which people are sometimes *dead* for tax purposes, it seems like a possibility...

[count_fenring]

U.
R.
D.
Wind.
B.
Knee.
THHHHH.

My wings.

Seriously.

[odditycollector]

*g* Glad you like them.

[petronelle]

This is kind of touching in that cracked-out way.

[odditycollector]

Belated thank you! That must mean I am doing it right.