‘Not Now, Bernard’ is a children’s book, published in 1980, by David McKee.

This… I don’t really know whether to call this fanfiction. I don’t really know whether I should even have posted this, to be honest.

You shouldn’t read children’s books and think of things like this.

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Not Now

Not now.

They always tell him that. Not now. Even ( Read more... )

One of the bits I've written for st_xi_kink  (which I've been completely glutting myself on for a few days)

Reposted (+ a couple of wee edits) because I just noticed a couple of typos and it's pissing me off that I can't fix them on the thread! :(

Dark, Sandman x-over fic, for the anon prompt of Chekov/Corinthian

( i watch you sleep and reach out to touch you... )

Title: And what are your intentions towards my daughter geek?
Characters: Danny, Nick, Connor, Jenny
Rating/Warning: PG, gen with implied reference to slash.
Summary: There’s talking, and then there’s… The Talk!
Word Count: 1,545
Disclaimer: *insert amusing disclaimer here*
A/N:This is a bonus reel outtake from Connor/Danny Chopper fic: part deux, with ( Read more... )

And, continuing our theme of motorcycles...

Title: Sometimes Danny doesn’t mind riding pillion…
Pairing: Connor/Danny
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slash
Word count: 2,956
Summary: In which closet doors are blown, everyone goes ‘huh’, and Connor gets a clue.
Disclaimer: If it was mine the show would be 10x as many dino’s, Ben Miller giving physics lectures and ( Read more... )

Title: Come on over and see my chopper…
Pairings: Connor/Danny
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slash
Summary: Connor needs somewhere to stay.
Word Count: 3,181
Disclaimer: Not mine, yada-yada. The usual.
A/N:
I'm using the Denial defence here and re-writing one tiny aspect of S3:03 - just that little bit at the end that TFWIC buggered up...
Dylan & Daisy = ( Read more... )

Title: Like an Inelegant Ballet (with skinny jeans instead of tights)
Pairing: Connor Temple/Danny Quinn
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 - containing slash and stickiness and S3 spoilers.
Summary: Sometimes, when you rub things up the wrong way, sparks fly…
Word Count: 3,792
Disclaimer: Strangely enough; not mine. Just borrowed and made to do nasty things.
A/ ( Read more... )