oh i'm dying. you've killed me. i spent this entire fic either a) horribly weepy in a breath-hitching sort of way, b) so turned on i seriously considered barricading myself in my bedroom for awhile, c) squealing 'AWWW' so loudly i got strange looks from my dog, or d) laughing my ass off (particularly from your author's note at the end :D )
This was mad awesome sweet and funny and fantastically kinky porn.
I kept alternating from giggling like a loon to going 'aaawwww' to blushing and squirming from the hotness.
And the image of Puck with a cock ring and a butt plug horny and frustrated while Kurt tortures him and hums Stephen Lynch songs is just like, the best thing ever.
The build up for their first time was so wonderful and then at the end you slip in the 'I Love You'--which I hadn't even realized they'd never said to each other before since it was written in 500 feet high neon letters in every single thing they said and did and the puddle of goo I'd melted into from the sex briefly resolidified so that I could melt again.
And thanks again for introducing me to Stephen Lynch so I could nick that idea! It is a very, very nice image... *goes to happy place filled with horny Puck and evil Kurt*
And oh! I'm so very pleased you liked the ending! That and the start-off idea were what I came up with at the beginning - and then my brain insisted there should be 25k of angst and smut in between *facepalm* (the end's actually my favourite bit - despite the sick puppy pornings, I'm actually a sucker for the schmoop)
Well, I am glad that you enjoyed the parts that you did, and it’s great that you thought the porn was hot! It was certainly fun to write :D
A beta probably would improve my writing as I have to admit that apart from a quick scan through for spelling I don’t really revise at all. It’s all unadulterated, brain dump, first draft I’m afraid - free from such things as editing and second thoughts (or often first thoughts…)
I have got more stories planned for the glee fandom and I’m going to dip my toe in the beta waters for the big bang one so perhaps there’ll be an improvement on the syntax front! (and yeah… was in two minds about ‘spunk’ as soon as I typed it but ‘come’ was too repetitious and I just couldn’t see Puck using the word ‘ejaculate’)
...though I'm kinda cringing that it was your first introduction to Glee. My god, what impression have I given you of the show?! (It's well worth watching if you get a chance. Completely bonkers but great fun, and there's some really good writers in the fandom! :D Sad lack of porn in the actual show though, so I thought I'd remedy that...)
Yup, I've got resigned over the years to the fact that if we want more porn in our shows we have to write it ourselves (I very nearly wrote 'do it ourselves' but that might give entirely the wrong impression!)
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i spent this entire fic either a) horribly weepy in a breath-hitching sort of way, b) so turned on i seriously considered barricading myself in my bedroom for awhile, c) squealing 'AWWW' so loudly i got strange looks from my dog, or d) laughing my ass off (particularly from your author's note at the end :D )
you. you win. at life. or something.
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*g* Apologies for the killage, honey! But hey, Puckurt porn - what a way to go, eh? ;)
I really happy you liked all the different parts of it and enjoyed it so much, darling - thanks for saying so!
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I am totally spent.
Seriously, I think you broke me.
Cute and funny and sweet and did I mention hot? I may never come out of my room...
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Thanks for commenting, sweetie - I'm really happy you liked it! <3
(& wow. Killed the 1st commenter, broke the second. Bad me! *slaps own wrist and sends a Kurt sized sex box to your room as an apology*)
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I kept alternating from giggling like a loon to going 'aaawwww' to blushing and squirming from the hotness.
And the image of Puck with a cock ring and a butt plug horny and frustrated while Kurt tortures him and hums Stephen Lynch songs is just like, the best thing ever.
The build up for their first time was so wonderful and then at the end you slip in the 'I Love You'--which I hadn't even realized they'd never said to each other before since it was written in 500 feet high neon letters in every single thing they said and did and the puddle of goo I'd melted into from the sex briefly resolidified so that I could melt again.
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And thanks again for introducing me to Stephen Lynch so I could nick that idea! It is a very, very nice image... *goes to happy place filled with horny Puck and evil Kurt*
And oh! I'm so very pleased you liked the ending! That and the start-off idea were what I came up with at the beginning - and then my brain insisted there should be 25k of angst and smut in between *facepalm*
(the end's actually my favourite bit - despite the sick puppy pornings, I'm actually a sucker for the schmoop)
Thank you! <3 <3
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A beta probably would improve my writing as I have to admit that apart from a quick scan through for spelling I don’t really revise at all. It’s all unadulterated, brain dump, first draft I’m afraid - free from such things as editing and second thoughts (or often first thoughts…)
I have got more stories planned for the glee fandom and I’m going to dip my toe in the beta waters for the big bang one so perhaps there’ll be an improvement on the syntax front! (and yeah… was in two minds about ‘spunk’ as soon as I typed it but ‘come’ was too repetitious and I just couldn’t see Puck using the word ‘ejaculate’)
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Thank you, pet - I'm really glad you liked it! :D
...though I'm kinda cringing that it was your first introduction to Glee. My god, what impression have I given you of the show?! (It's well worth watching if you get a chance. Completely bonkers but great fun, and there's some really good writers in the fandom! :D Sad lack of porn in the actual show though, so I thought I'd remedy that...)
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I'll keep an eye open for it :)
Yup, I've got resigned over the years to the fact that if we want more porn in our shows we have to write it ourselves (I very nearly wrote 'do it ourselves' but that might give entirely the wrong impression!)
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Or the right one, sweetie - or the right one! :D (I'm still fond of my 'kidnap the Primeval cast & make them perform our own scripts' idea...)
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