Not Even Sleep Is Safe

[oddbird]

I dreamed about literary theory last night. A lot. I don't remember all of it. One part involved all of the short answers from my final changing overnight into questions about things I had never read. I also dreamed about a very awkward telephone conversation with Jan

Comments

[sisyphus_gurl8]

I haven't read this yet, but:

http://www.overthinkingit.com/2008/08/12/the-philosophy-of-batman-literary-theory-edition/

[oddbird]

I will read this when I'm done with all the other shit I have to read.

But it looks the kind of thing that will make me think it's a good idea to write my thesis on Batman.

[sisyphus_gurl8]

Yes, I too will enjoy it later, but didn't want to forget about it because it seems tailor-made for someone of your interests.

[etaoin_shrdlu]

Man, that kind of shit is why Reed needs a Third Amendment.

[oddbird]

Dear Reed,

Please stop quartering excess students in the apartment of my unconscious. I think that this is probably unconstitutional.

Thank you,
Allie

[anonymous]

Hey, hey, jew, jew, I don't like your matzah!

WHEN are you coming to see me again? Soon? Puh-lease?

- Tori

[oddbird]

This Sunday!

[anonymous]

I'm leaving Monday for Disney! NO! Well, we must beg your mother for an hour of your time or something, maybe a coffee fetching session?