Portland: Where bag ladies offer fashion advice

[oddangel]

Since starting my new job, I'm realizing that I'm going to have to shop for some new business duds. Most of my closet consists of casual and sporty clothes and the smattering of office-worthy attire is a few years old. But for the moment I'm making due: I have a pair of black velvet hip huggers that I can pair a handful of passable shirts with

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[operagal]

Ok, I'm laughing my ass off here. The bag lady told you Orange. Hee hee hee. I got this picture in my head and it's about making me cry.

[oddangel]

Oh no, I was actually wearing an orange shirt under my black parka that she couldn't see. She was chewing me out for wearing all black but I felt like showing her "But look! I actually like bright colors!" Not that it really mattered but man, she initially got my hackles up!

[baronmind]

So bow down to her if you want! Bow down to the queen of black! The queen of darkness! The queen of nihilism! Boo, I say!

[oddangel]

Haha! That's pretty good. Now I just need to get a good scowl going when I'm dressed like that. Maybe then the bag lady will leave me alone.

[c_cooper]

Black velvet hip huggers.
Hmmmmmmmm....

[oddangel]

Quit yer drooling. They're actually a lot frumpier than you think.