Episode 3: The Ghost That Wasn't - part1emerald_happyMarch 27 2010, 00:22:15 UTC
Let us go back in time a little. Ros and Andrew are back from Barbados. It’s the week before Ruth and Harry’s wedding. And it’s Monday morning.
Ruth: Vermillion, mauve, coral, cerulean, amaranthine, rose…? Ros: No. No. No. No. No. Did you make that one up? Most definitely no. Ruth: Sigh. Ros, you did agree. Tariq: Only because she lost a bet with Lucas. Ros: I don’t see why I can’t wear dark blue or black like normal people. Tariq: Because you’re a bridesmaid Ros: *acidly* Are you still here? Tariq: This is my desk. Ros: *glare* Tariq: Forget I said anything.
Harry: *enters, scans room* Ah, Ruth, Ros, Lucas. Zaf. Tariq. Jo. Ruth: *chirps* Good morning, Harry. Lucas: Morning Ros: Hello Zaf: *is eating a bagel; nods and toasts him with his coffee cup* Tariq: Yeah, I’m. Yeah. Morning. I’m working. With my. Desk. *awkward hand waving, awkwardly steps round Ros* Harry: Jo?! Jo: Hello Harry
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Re: Episode 3: The Ghost That Wasn't - part2emerald_happyMarch 27 2010, 00:26:01 UTC
Three days later. The wedding:
Harry: What is SHE doing here? Ruth: She’s not a guest! Harry: Not my guest. Lucas (defensive): Not my guest! Tariq: *silently passes Ros a fork* *pause*
(to the tune of Be Our Guest from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast)
Harry: My dear Ruth, it was my greatest hope Too much to hope *sigh* That our wedding could take place Without the song and dance Let us continue After we hear from our… Ros (fork taps impatiently): …Most unwelcome Tariq (edges away): ...guest?
S.C. (glares at Ros and takes centre stage to rant): It’s a mess. It’s a mess. Why is Lucas in a dress? Harry: An interesting tattoo, I see
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Ruth: Vermillion, mauve, coral, cerulean, amaranthine, rose…?
Ros: No. No. No. No. No. Did you make that one up? Most definitely no.
Ruth: Sigh. Ros, you did agree.
Tariq: Only because she lost a bet with Lucas.
Ros: I don’t see why I can’t wear dark blue or black like normal people.
Tariq: Because you’re a bridesmaid
Ros: *acidly* Are you still here?
Tariq: This is my desk.
Ros: *glare*
Tariq: Forget I said anything.
Harry: *enters, scans room* Ah, Ruth, Ros, Lucas. Zaf. Tariq. Jo.
Ruth: *chirps* Good morning, Harry.
Lucas: Morning
Ros: Hello
Zaf: *is eating a bagel; nods and toasts him with his coffee cup*
Tariq: Yeah, I’m. Yeah. Morning. I’m working. With my. Desk. *awkward hand waving, awkwardly steps round Ros*
Harry: Jo?! Jo: Hello Harry ( ... )
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Harry: What is SHE doing here?
Ruth: She’s not a guest!
Harry: Not my guest.
Lucas (defensive): Not my guest!
Tariq: *silently passes Ros a fork*
*pause*
(to the tune of Be Our Guest from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast)
Harry: My dear Ruth, it was my greatest hope
Too much to hope *sigh*
That our wedding could take place
Without the song and dance
Let us continue
After we hear from our…
Ros (fork taps impatiently): …Most unwelcome
Tariq (edges away): ...guest?
S.C. (glares at Ros and takes centre stage to rant): It’s a mess. It’s a mess. Why is Lucas in a dress?
Harry: An interesting tattoo, I see ( ... )
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