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Oct 27, 2010 02:58

[Someone doesn't appreciate what he's stuck in.

It's not the main outfit he's got a problem with, either, like the pants and shirt - being more comfortable than half the shit he's seen. Even the questionable headpiece that puts his masculine pride on the line, he can deal with.

But. The shoes. Or what the fuck ever they are.

Oh ho, he's ( Read more... )

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1/2 threeswordsoul October 27 2010, 19:16:05 UTC
[Zoro...isn't in the greatest mood, having just come across a chipped and rusted Wadou Ichimonji jabbed in a patch of dirt before a ratty wooden cross with a faded black bandanna hanging off it, all of which disappeared in the blink after his long stare.

So he just stares at Sanji flatly when he first comes across him.]

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threeswordsoul October 27 2010, 19:17:36 UTC
[...But after several beats the corner of his mouth sliiiiides up, slyly.]

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oda_hates_me October 27 2010, 21:21:42 UTC
.... I can still kick your ass in these, y'know. [He suggests the shithead not get any ideas.

However, there's something lacking in Sanji's rebuttal. It's made up of more scowl than bite, both of which are soon dropped completely, followed quickly by silent assessment - simply because he's trying to work out the meaning of Zoro's silence.

It's hard to ignore when his usual source of irritation passes up on verbal grilling. Because the status quo is all Sanji's concerned with... really.]

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1/2 threeswordsoul October 28 2010, 09:29:25 UTC
[A snort.] Wishful thinking, shithead.

[Then there's the flicker of irritable discomfort, feeling Sanji's scrutiny when he doesn't want to be scrutinized. Oh, noticing less than adequate ribbing today, are we cook? Sorry, he can fix that.]

Che, you can barely balance and you're not gonna get much speed or power from those spindly things...Although [:|a] coming to a point like that, guess they could be used for stabbing- [Except ngh, this is coming out way more vague and analytically disengaged than insulting, which Zoro seems to realize after a moment, because he adds abruptly]

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threeswordsoul October 28 2010, 09:29:34 UTC
-And also you look like a flamingo. [>___>]

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1/2 oda_hates_me November 14 2010, 08:53:18 UTC
[... Really Zoro? Really?

That was just sad. And Sanji's nose wrinkles like he's caught wind of something strange, followed by a quick roll of the eyes.]

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oda_hates_me November 14 2010, 09:05:45 UTC
[That aside, he pauses on a breath of curiosity. Something's up, that much is obvious. What with the town acting like Thriller Bark shit all over it, the chef can make a few acute guesses as to what's going on.

What keeps him from asking immediately is that Zoro's not completely out of form, here; just seeming... distracted, and Sanji certainly caught that discomforted air. So with quiet ease and the decision made, he slides right back to the ribbing]

Tch, you're just lucky Luffy ate us out again. I don't have time to test your shitty theories. [He can balance just fine, thanks. 8|]

... [Another pause, and then he places a hand on his chin in mock-thought] Damn, but I could really use a pack-mule right now.

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8| FRIGGIN' HTML. /keeps deleting so as not to leave stupid 'edited' line threeswordsoul November 14 2010, 10:45:05 UTC
[Zoro tenses slightly at Sanji's pause-he knows that was weak, so ask or don't ask, but don't Look like that, asshole, it's annoying to hear your brain tick-tick-ticking-then relaxes when the cook just dismisses it and moves on.

This he can do; it even makes things a little easier as he steadily works on shrugging off the image of the grave and the shattered promises buried in it. Thinking about it is the definition of pointless.]

Like hell, eyebrow. Shopping's your job, I'm not carrying crap for you.

[And yet he's not leaving. >_>a]

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LOL. |D oda_hates_me November 14 2010, 12:06:18 UTC
Oi oi.

The least you could do is help out the guy who feeds you every shitty day. [That's like owning you. 8| Sorta.

And oh, Sanji notices this lack of leaving. Which is why he turns and staaaaaaarts walking for the grocery.

C'mon, shopping cart. You know you want to.]

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threeswordsoul November 14 2010, 12:52:25 UTC
[8||| ...Che. Zoro just happens to be strolling in that direction, too, it's a complete coincidence, he's not walking with you or anything, or hey, maybe you're following him, yeah, that must be it-

mutter mutter]

If your skinny arms can't handle the load... [...] We'd better be getting booze.

[...Shut up. 8|]

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oda_hates_me November 15 2010, 03:10:31 UTC
[Can you feel it? The smugness? |D Sanji would pat you on the head, except he knows he wouldn't get his arm back before you sawed/chewed it off.

Regardless. Muwah. Someone is a lot more cheerful atm]

Did you already go through the last batch? [You're part fish... a fish that should be drunk but isn't]

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threeswordsoul November 19 2010, 07:44:58 UTC
[Level of self-satisfaction in the air: obnoxiously high. =__= Why does he tolerate you, again?]

It's been a week. [Clearly it's unreasonable to expect a measly half dozen barrels worth of booze to last longer than that. Also, a brooding frown.] ...N'I think Nami's been raiding my stash. [Bottles hidden under his bed-how did she find them? 8|a]

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oda_hates_me November 19 2010, 08:03:32 UTC
[Because his awesome defies logic! 8D... but mostly because he feeds you. >_>

Sanji doesn't look surprised to hear Nami might've raided his stash. Truth be told, Sanji's contemplated the idea now and again. Sharing is caring, right?

He just hopes it's not because Nami's feeling particularly down about something.]

Maaah, well. Everything's free anyway.

... And a week? Do you even drink water?

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threeswordsoul November 19 2010, 08:18:12 UTC
Che. So she should get her own. [Zoro doesn't even bother to consider why Nami might've been filching-she's Nami, since when does she need a reason for casual theft -__-. Also, touch his booze and die.]

Hn? No shit I do, cook, everyone drinks water. [Heavy overtones of duh, are you dumb or something? It's water, Sanji. Necessary for rehydrating, best thing after a workout? Sheesh. 8|]

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oda_hates_me November 19 2010, 08:27:56 UTC
Don't be so stingy. Yours is closer than the bar or the grocery. [Yes, that is his justification for Nami's stealing. He is not biased, shut up.

And subtle twitch, mouth screwing into a soured pout.] I know that, shithead! [Just... >_> He hardly sees you drink it.

By now they've entered the grocery proper, so Sanji doesn't have much time to reflect on his own petty irritation. There is FOOD to be bought.

Onward, shopping cart. *_*]

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