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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a menace prowling around your forests and your town, Luceti.

Well, not a menace, per se, but the feline stalking through the streets and the trees is in a lousy mood. It's no house cat, either, ranging longer than four feet if you don't count the long tail swishing angry patterns through the air

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[millennialism]

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FLASHBACK TO A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD EPISODE. ]

Not again.

[all_blue_feline]

[... There is no way he'd forget those markings. Allen, you and he need to stop meeting when Sanji's turned into strange things.

... Also, are those boobs?

He's just going to meow in bemusement.]

[outwalks]

[ For future reference, Sanji, you are much less cute as a feline just a foot short of Allen's height.

Cue suspicious eyeing, and a warning in case it does any good- ]

I haven't got any meat!

[all_blue_feline]

[Hey hey not his fault you're tiny.

And good, he doesn't want your meat! Ignore him licking his chomps, the gesture is a lie.

Scooting closer brb]

[outwalks]

[ SQUEAK OF DISMAY.

. . . did she really just squeak. A hand covers her mouth while her eyes narrow. This body is the worst.

Anyway, to some minor credit, Allen isn't backing away or attempting to go up any trees-just holding very, very still and keeping a steady eye on certain oversized felines in case the scooting turns out to be some kind of ridiculous new hunting tactic. ]

[all_blue_feline]

[... Wut.

You've gotten this cat to start laughing at you. How he manages this is up for dispute, but the sound is a cross between a purr and a light growl of amusement. He even flops on the ground and rolls on his back, paws waving in the air]

[millennialism]

[ It is possibly the best of times and the worst of times for one Allen Walker to recall the following:

1. the Fourteenth had suspected that this experiment might do more than changing boys to girls.
2. the usual Lucetian animals talk
3. . . . yes, that was precisely at the right decibel range to qualify as laughter.

FHL. She chances a few steps closer, although her expression is even more dubious than her approach is. ]

Don't. Start.

[oda_hates_me]

[Fine. But only because the lady asked so nicely.

He rights himself and stays in place seeing as she's coming to him. If she takes too long, he might take a cat nap in the sun]