Happy Birthday, Draco!
Here's that portrait you commisioned, Mr. Malfoy:
As you can see, I've invisioned you as a wealthy and fashionable wizard-about-town who's secretly a ninja. Or a superhero. Or something. Which is obviously so apt. Lolz.
Anyway, for everyone else, I'll try to get the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Animorphs up today (I totally forgot to do it yesterday, but it hardly matters as nobody's reading it yet).