Comments | ocimum: Okay I cave :/

ocimum

Okay I cave :/

Nov 28, 2007 16:46

I have a list of SIX SEVEN whoops characters I currently play or have played (but have not been since reapped), they are listed 1-6 1-7 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-6 1-7 and after I get a few questions I'll go through and answer them using the character listed to each number ( Read more... )

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thebackburner November 29 2007, 01:17:42 UTC

1 and 4 must talk 6 into coming out of the closet WHAT ENSUES

ocimum November 30 2007, 06:48:32 UTC

Well on the one hand Saya is pretty much openly PARTNERSEXUAL BUT IF SHE WEREN'T. Satsuki would feed Byakko until he was too full to totally ruin the whole situation, then she would GET HER JESUS ON and convince Saya that IT WAS OKAY TO BE GAY and IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH YOUR PARTNER THAT IS ALSO A-OKAY and then give Saya a meatbun. There would be hugging and possibly crying. Happymeal Jesus is Here For You.

dialagirlfriend November 29 2007, 01:51:18 UTC

2, 3, 4 and 6 are playing monopoly. who wins!

ocimum November 30 2007, 06:48:58 UTC

. . . WELL SASARAI DEFINITELY DOESN'T Let's see. Satsuki, being Jesus, hates competition and would probably just play the whole game in a :) sort of way. She may or may not end up winning completely because of this. Basil would probably . . . Basil would probably completely dominate, actually. Saya has no attention span for board games, and Sasarai is just cursed to forever be unable to win at any board game other than Risk.

onthebattlfield November 29 2007, 04:32:26 UTC

2 and 7 win a vacation to anywhere they want. Where do they go, and what do they do there? And if 4 asked to come along, would they let him/her?

ocimum November 30 2007, 06:49:12 UTC

Sasarai and Lazlo on a vacation. WELL THEY WOULD HAVE AWESOME TIMES FOR CERTAIN DEFINITIONS OF AWESOME I mean they're both true runebearers so they can't really have anything called 'fun', I guess they'd go SOMEWHERE IN THE SUIKODEN WORLD, but hilariously Sasarai is from WAY UP NORTH and Lazlo is from WAY DOWN SOUTH so they'd probably totally bitch about the other's choices. Hellz yes they would take Satsuki, because she's jesus and you don't deny jesus, man.

thekingsgambit November 29 2007, 17:59:54 UTC

3 and 7 and 1 switch hair styles. Rank them in the order of who looks the worst.

ocimum November 30 2007, 06:49:35 UTC

Basil, Lazlo, and Byakko switching hairstyles. Uh. Okay. Well. Basil with Byakko's hairstyle would kind of-- would it be white or Basil's natural colour? ANYWAY I bet he'd look kind of like Tsuna with the spikes and all, but I don't think his hair would do that . . . Basil with Lazlo's bowlcut would be hilarious IN FACT LAZLO'S BOWLCUT LOOKS BAD ON EVERYONE

Basil's hairstyle, on the other hand, would look good on anyone, it's stylish.

So I guess that would be. Basil would look funny with either hairstyle, Lazlo's would look funny on anyone, Basil's would look good on anyone, and Byakko's hair is just silly.

iyun_sobold November 30 2007, 06:35:32 UTC

It's 1's wedding and 5 and 2 must help him/her pick out a dress. How helpful are they? Do they come to an agreement? Does 1 like it?

ocimum November 30 2007, 06:50:01 UTC

. . . so Byakko is getting married

. . . and Sasarai and Squall are picking out the-- oh god okay WELL, IT WOULD FAIL EPICALLY. BECAUSE . . . IT'S BYAKKO. AND SASARAI. AND SQUALL. Uh. Sasarai would suggest some things, and Squall would go "....Whatever." This would continue in the same way until Sasarai just shrugged and picked something out. Which would . . . fail, because as his outfit in Suikoden II shows, he has no fashion sense whatsoever. Byakko would probably not dislike it but wouldn't wear it, because it would be probably hideously ugly, possibly made of leather, with a fur collar, featuring lots of belts and a funny hat.

The wedding, on the other hand, would be the best experience anyone ever had. I wonder who Byakko is getting married to.