alphabet meme

[oceansex]

ganked from redbrunjaFor those unfamiliar, first you pick a letter. Then you pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. So an example would be E is for Educational - Iruka/Anko (Naruto). In turn you'll receive a ficlet of some kind

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N is for Naughty

[oceansex]

this... this gets dirty. I may have been blushing while typing the end of this up. XD
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Ino rapped impatiently on Sakura's front door, miffed and frustrated that she'd been kept waiting at the restaurant for nearly an hour before she finally reasoned that Sakura wasn't coming. She was pink in the face, out of equal parts embarrassment and anger. Ino was not a patient woman, and an easily infuriated one at that, and she had no intention of letting Sakura get away with this.

So when it took her best friend more than a second to open the door and peek her flushed face out, Ino was quick to let Sakura hear the venom in her voice.

"What the hell, Haruno?" she demanded.

Sakura seemed to be having a difficult time forming words, so Ino decided to keep talking.

"I mean, we set this date last week, because it's the first time we've both been off-duty and in town at the same time in nearly three months! All I've had for company is Shikamaru and Chouji, and I just need a day, an hour, ten fucking minutes of time with another female. Is that

[surmise]

. . . Oh. Dear. Lord. *bites you* CAN I GET A SIDE ORDER OF THAT, TO GO? :@#*(GJWEOISDKFLJ I just got rendered speechless. I really did. And it was embarrassing. I was talking to a friend on the phone and just. . . Stopped talking. My goddamn mouth was hanging open, woman.

I LOVED READING IT AND (don't lie♥) YOU LOVED WRITING IT. aw;o2349gj;seoifj . . . Hi, I'm in love with you. Marry me? ;D

[oceansex]

Holy crap. O___O I've never rendered someone literally speechless before. Have I mentioned I love you? Just, I do. So much. XDDD <3

AND OH YES. I ENJOYED EVERY DELICIOUS SECOND OF WRITING IT. ;D Buy me a ring and we'll see da'hling~

[surmise]

Well, there's always a first. It's kind of funny, me and my friend were talking about KakaSaku in the Naruto fandom (she doesn't really ship it, but I'm slowly getting her into the idea of it >3) and I'm usually really good at reading/typing/talking while doing one of the other three but. . . I just stopped mid-sentence and pretty much was silent for two minutes before my friend asked if I was alive ahhahahaha. Aww, I love you too dearest ♥ :D

YES YES YES YES YES. I can demands some shameless sugary sweetness next? . . . How 'bout a Crooked Teeth bracelet? xD;