My neck, my back, my neck and my back. I really need to get some muscle relaxer or something because it feels like i have been hit with a bat. If any of you fine ladies out there give good massages, com on down! we're going to have to go through a screening process to see if you can do it. Please, hot chicks only. That means, Clayton, you're out of ( Read more... )

they all said "she's just another groupie slut ( Read more... )

so once upon a time.... I got older. The end. ANd If you didn't get the hint from that post.... It's my birthday. heh.

ocdp69's LJ stalker is azriel_darkrift!azriel_darkrift is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also not very liked around here!

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What you see is what you get (don't you know ( Read more... )

FUCK TWO-PLY HEADS!!!!

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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?