Fic: The Imaginative Factor (NC-17)

[obstinatrix]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhdear.

Title: The Imaginative Factor
Pairing: Shatnoy
Rating: NCC-1701 like the Enterprise, baby.
Disclaimer: Never ever ever happened; never will.
Warnings/Notes: This is a short and plotless fic about rimming. Basically. Yes, I went there. Yes, I am ashamed of myself.

Comments

[screamlet]

Good grief, I envy your ability to write porn! SO MUCH.

[obstinatrix]

I envy your ability to write amazing dialogue, SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

Anyway, I bet you could write porn. You just heavily overuse the word 'fuck', as demonstrated above. (I need to challenge myself to write porn with no swearing in it, except that I would FAIL.)

[screamlet]

Aww ♥

Now, much as I LOVE swearing (HOT DAMN DO I EVER), I overthink porn and like, sit there thinking about like, height/weight ratios and human elasticity, ahaha, BECAUSE I AM INSANE and it's much more fun reading yours!!!!

[sabotenda]

.........................Yes, I bet Bill's ass there are benefits to having a little imaginations :)

[obstinatrix]

:D :D There certainly are.

[andieshep]

Cannot put into words just how much I love this fic, mostly because my brain melted.... :D

[obstinatrix]

:D :D! FEAR ME. I MELT BRAINS.

[kirk_slave]

Bill's working on a plan, this is not the last we will hear on this matter I am certain.

This is great porn, very...imaginative!

Thank you, yaaay!

[obstinatrix]

Oh, Bill's plans are deep and devious, that's for sure. :)

Thank you!

[krzcowzgomoo]

I commented at the kinky place (:D) but there's no reason I can't tell you this fucking rocked again.

[obstinatrix]

:D :D :D! I always like to hear that. Thank you again, hon.