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[obstinatrix]

f;agnfkngfh

Guys, I can't even with the curve of Jared's back. THAT PERFECT S-CURVE FORMED WHERE HIS BACK NARROWS DOWN TO THE DEEP DIP OF HIS SPINE AND THEN FLARES RIGHT BACK OUT INTO ASS, dgknkg holy jesus someone get Sam Winchester some jeans that fit.

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[rock_chick_333]

That is a very nice arse indeed. Possibly not quite as utterly perfect as Jensen's delightful bubble butt, but very fucking nice all the same. *stares*

And OMFG, the treasure trail. I wanna lick right down that, tugging the droopy shorts down as I go. *ahem*

[obstinatrix]

Babes, you know this strays into territory where we will never agree. ;)

On the treasure trail, however, I think we're in accord. Nnnnnnnnnnnngh.

[rock_chick_333]

I WILL ADMIT THAT JARED'S CHEST IS BETTER THAN JENSEN'S. WILL THAT SATISFY YOU??

[obstinatrix]

Hmmm. Actually I'm torn on the chest thing! I think their chests (and arms) are equally but differently attractive. But I prefer Jared's shoulder-to-hip ratio, his hip and backside area, and, um, his face. /contrary

[cordelia_gray]

And there's his hip-bones, also.

People keep posting these all over my f-list and it's VERY FUCKING DISTRACTING.

[obstinatrix]

His hipbones are also extremely biteable, it's true. Guh, Jared. How is he even real?

[queerly_it_is]

I've been watching these go round my entire flist, gives me a good excuse to keep going back to them lol.

I just. His hips, and his spine and his ass and God. I just. I cannot deal with it.

I may have to write something, just to direct the hotness somewhere. I'm sure we can never have enough J2 beach!sex, with Jensen maybe licking the taste of saltwater out of that ridiculously porny dip above his ass, right? Right?

[obstinatrix]

Abso-fucking-lutely, dude. It is such a porny dip. I can't actually deal with the shape of him, I just want to grab him by the shoulders and shake him really hard, going "WHY DO YOU EXIIIIIIIIIIIST?"

/freak

[queerly_it_is]

I think we're all equal on that level of freakishness. Seriously, if there's gonna be a pinnacle of human evolution, it's gotta look like that. Seriously.

[riyku]

His hipbones too. And the way his tummy sorta follows the curve of his back. And those shorts.

But mainly his back.

I CANNOT. I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO CAN.

[obstinatrix]

Urgh, yes, the way all the curves and plains of him follow each other so beautifully. He's like a freaking statue.

I JUST. I CANNOT.

[riyku]

I approve of your inclusion of visual aids. They are quite helpful.

NOR CAN I. I mean, who could, really?

[sparseparsley]

What are you doing. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

I cannot deal with this on Tumblr AND Livejournal. I can't. It can't be done.

Are those shorts even legal? A hard wave could hit them with enough force to drag them right off that perfect curve. And look at how well it matches the curve at the front too.

God dammit, what have you done?

[obstinatrix]

I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE ME PORN ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M SICK. *PITIFUL COUGHING*

Um. But basically, he is porn in every way that matters, goddamn. The shorts are only staying up because baby got so much back.

[sparseparsley]

DON'T YOU GUILT-COUGH ME! I already wrote a teeny tiny J2M off these pictures, but it's less with the porn and more with the dirty talking.

I like the private beach idea above. Nice and secluded... who even needs shorts?

[obstinatrix]

OMG WHERE

*runs to the likely place*