New vid - "Va Va Voom" - Merlin - Merlin/Arthur
Va Va Voom
Fandom: Merlin
Song/Artist: Va Va Voom by Nicki Minaj
Duration: 3:06 minutes
Summary: Merlin/Arthur. Just hold on tight and let me do my dance.
Spoilers: Whole series.
Premiered at vividcon Club Vivid 2013.
Password: MagicMinusPants
Just met a boy, just met a boy when
He could come inside of my play pen
Cos he look like a superstar in the making
So I think that I'm going in for the taking
Hear through the grapevine that he caking
W-w-we could shoot a movie, he could do the taping
B-b-boom, boom pow, this thing be shaking
I ain't even tryna find out who he dating
Cos I know he got a wife at home
But I need just one night alone
If he keep playing them kidding games
I'ma run away aye, I'ma run away aye aye
I wanna give you one last option
I wanna give you one last chance
If you're looking for the main attraction
Just hold on tight and let me do my dance
If you want it I'm gonna be va va voom voom
If you got it you got it, you got that boom boom
Just met a boy, just met a boy when
He could become my little problem
Cos he look like he modeling clothes in Dublin
So I think that he gettin' that Green like Goblin
Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
We could shoot a movie, could bang, like Rambo
Boom, boom pow, this thing so bingo
Wondering if he could understand my lingo
Boy I'm in this club, slow mo
Don't mind if I do
And I can tell you're feeling me from the jump
I wanna ride too
You got that hot shit, boy ya blessed
Let me feel up on your chest
Flexing you the man
You the man 100 grand
This same poll, game goal
Yes I play it very well
Come baby lay down, let me stay down
Lemme show you how I run take you to my playground
Come and get this va va voom, voom
The trouble with vidding epic slashy Merlin is the fact that you can’t include any of the horseplay and horrible violent things they do to each other. Or Arthur piggybacking old!Merlin. Or Arthur with no pants. Or the inevitable penis joke. Priorities!