new vid - "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" - Supernatural

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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Fandom: Supernatural
Song/Artist: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by The Bloodhound Gang
Duration: 2:23 minutes

Summary: Chuck makes an observation.
Spoilers: Contains clips to 5x22.

Thanks to Nina and the IC for being test audience.

Premiered at vividcon non-attending premieres 2010.

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Password: queersoicouldgetchicks

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My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in home ec class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a supermodel would be easy
Cos supermodel means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with super dumb
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks


Potentially this could be read as commentary on... well, something I'm sure, but I didn't intend to specifically critique anything. I just wanted to take the piss the same way that the show sometimes takes the piss. (Of course, that doesn't always go down well either.) For what it's worth, I certainly didn't mean for any deliberate shit-stirring, and if I've offended in any way, I do apologise.