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obsessical

an old timey pony express message?

Feb 25, 2008 00:15

EDGAR WRIGHT AT THE OSCARS STOP

WAS SITTING NEXT TO DIABLO CODY STOP
ARE THEY DOING IT? I THINK SO STOP

I AM OKAY WITH THIS REALIZATION STOP

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Comments 6

my_snailshell February 25 2008, 21:52:23 UTC

Well, I am going to MURDER Diablo Cody.
So they won't be "doing it" for a whole lot longer, once I find that cunt.
If they're even doing it. lol

<3

obsessical February 25 2008, 21:57:40 UTC

whoa whoa whoa. I think Edgar really needs to get laid. And I think Diablo Cody is cute and smart, and they banter really well together. So like, if you murder her, he's gonna be really depressed and I can't have that.

But like, you don't take someone to the Oscars that you're not boning, right? Unless it's your mum, of course. And why would he fly from ENGLAND to go to the Oscars if he wasn't boning her? Well...it is the Oscars. I just don't know.

But I'm pretty okay with this. I've decided I give them my blessing. Now I just need to find out if it's true. However, if he directs something she writes, I will cry Yoko all up in that.

my_snailshell February 25 2008, 23:07:26 UTC

I don't care if she's banging him or not, nor do I care about his happiness. I must kill her before she can write any more annoying, godawful, poorly written SMUT like Juno.

Sorry.

obsessical February 26 2008, 00:45:26 UTC

Hey nao. You should care about Edgar Wright's happiness, on account of it's what makes the sun come up in the morning. Without it, then we have to all act out that 30 Days of Night movie. In slo-mo. Forever ( ... )

my_snailshell February 26 2008, 01:36:51 UTC

Wow. You really did take me waaay too seriously.

Yeah, the movie pisses me off because I don't enjoy living in a society that glorifies and rewards teen pregnancy (especially when my 15 year old sister is pregnant) and that's my right. I can be angry if I want to.

Diablo Cody, I did notice watching the Oscars, talks EXACTLY like all of her characters, and that's complete garbage. Where's the originality in that? Her name is Diablo for God's sake. I just tend to frown upon people who try too hard to be "edgy" or "unique". That stuff is supposed to come naturally.

Idk what I'm talking about.
But you overreacted.
End.

obsessical February 26 2008, 04:19:30 UTC

I think I have a capslock problem. When I see Caps lock that's not in lolcats verbiage, I'm like "oh shit, somebody's pissed!"

I wasn't trying to be a dick and I really hope it didn't come off that way.