Sup, kids? I'm back in good ol' PA, chilling in my room, clad is my sweet, sweet, South Park pjs. I just wanted to paint that picture for you all
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lol. THAT brings back memoriesbec_87rbDecember 19 2006, 14:45:11 UTC
I obviously let my crotch do the thinking under the influence. Also, take my word for it kids, drunken hookups aren't all they're cracked up to be.
I hear you. Booze is the worst for that! That moment when you're in the middle of it and you get this horrid second of complete sober clarity, "this isn't as great as I'd imagined." What a drag. I mean, any sex is good, but it's not all good sex? I thought it stank how afterwards I never liked the guy as much as I did before; he looked skankier and more like a loser
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Re: lol. THAT brings back memoriesobsessicalDecember 19 2006, 16:14:21 UTC
Well, we didn't actually have SEX. There's no way I'd let myself give that up to some guy I just met whilst drunk. Unless i was like, passed out drunk and got date raped or something.
It was dark, and he had to leave at like 4 in the morning, and he put on (i'm assuming what he thought) were his pants, but really they were my pants. And we each had each other's IDs since they were in our respective pants. So we met up the next morning to exchange them. I gave him his pants and ID back, but he only gave me my ID back. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. And then he texted me today and was liek "i can come over if you want" and I was like 'I'M IN PA. NICE JOB.' I'm so irritated. I pretty much hate this kid.
CN U SNAIL ME MY %&^&%^$$% PANTS PLZbec_87rbDecember 19 2006, 17:16:58 UTC
Oops, sorry. I figured that if a man is holding your pants hostage, SOMEbody had an orgasm, unless he just has a Thing About Pants. Teaches me to assume, eh?
*think-think-think face*
Hey, wwwaaaait a minute, I made a perfectly logical assumption, since you were all "my crotch made me do it." So, not a totally silly assumption, yes? :)
I shouldn't laugh, but it's kinda funny, I mean, it'll be really funny later ... You think it's a little funny already, right? Okay, not that he has your pants, per se, but the *idea* of some numbnuts holding them hostage. I mean, bad date stories are the best.
Re: CN U SNAIL ME MY %&^&%^$$% PANTS PLZobsessicalDecember 19 2006, 23:15:56 UTC
ohhh, I wasn't like, accusing you of wrong thinking. Somebody DID have an orgasm...it just wasn't me. I was just trying to clear that up so you don't think I lost my virginity. Because as stupid as this sounds, I'd totally LJ broadcast that.
No, it's okay to laugh. I'm pissed about it, but it is really fucking funny. It's like, when you know you're gonna tell someone something that's fodder for them to mad rag on you...I'm gonna be doing that a lot this week.
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I hear you. Booze is the worst for that! That moment when you're in the middle of it and you get this horrid second of complete sober clarity, "this isn't as great as I'd imagined." What a drag. I mean, any sex is good, but it's not all good sex? I thought it stank how afterwards I never liked the guy as much as I did before; he looked skankier and more like a loser ( ... )
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It was dark, and he had to leave at like 4 in the morning, and he put on (i'm assuming what he thought) were his pants, but really they were my pants. And we each had each other's IDs since they were in our respective pants. So we met up the next morning to exchange them. I gave him his pants and ID back, but he only gave me my ID back. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. And then he texted me today and was liek "i can come over if you want" and I was like 'I'M IN PA. NICE JOB.' I'm so irritated. I pretty much hate this kid.
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*think-think-think face*
Hey, wwwaaaait a minute, I made a perfectly logical assumption, since you were all "my crotch made me do it." So, not a totally silly assumption, yes? :)
I shouldn't laugh, but it's kinda funny, I mean, it'll be really funny later ... You think it's a little funny already, right? Okay, not that he has your pants, per se, but the *idea* of some numbnuts holding them hostage. I mean, bad date stories are the best.
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No, it's okay to laugh. I'm pissed about it, but it is really fucking funny. It's like, when you know you're gonna tell someone something that's fodder for them to mad rag on you...I'm gonna be doing that a lot this week.
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