#4843 - ow, my ass! oh, accursed bruises!

[oboe_sama]

today we had assessments (or maybe that should be "ass-essments") for harm city homicide to see what things folks need to improve on. it was in rockville at this sportsplex place with sport-court floors and fun stuff like that

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[jazzometer]

Hope you did well in the asses-ments, yo!

~j.z.

[fightscrime]

Dude, be careful, because an ass is a terrible thing to break! Some of the girls skate with tailbone protectors or figure skating pads.
That floor was pretty slick. There were a couple times I had the experience of a wheel hitting a random spot and skidding out. I don't know if it was Carpe Demon's mansweat, or air conditionaer water, or just worn out tiles, but I fell quite a bit.

[cynicalscribe]

Now, see, if you had some padding back there, Captain Negative Ass, it wouldn't hurt so much. I fall on my ass all the time and all the junk in my trunk just makes me bounce. ;-)

I think you guys need to be holding up booking cards with your names on it for your mug shots. ;-)