Fic: How Not to Write a Sex Scene

[obliviateamores]

Title: How Not to Write a Sex Scene
Author: obliviateamores
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco’s leather pants are rather enticing. A badfic parody.
Word Count: ~1000 words
Notes: For the birthday of the most excellent turtleinatardis. I promise I can actually write. This is, I reinforce, a parody. Epithets are to be used only by the great Homer, clichés should be avoided, men

Comments

THANKS!!!!

[turtleinatardis]

This. Is. Genius. The cock metaphors are hilarious. THANKS!!! AWESOME birthday present :) humour most definitely appreciated... I hope my family don't come and wonder what I'm laughing hysterically at... hehehe ;-) thanks! :)

[enchanted_jae]

*giggles*