um...you can't be serious. i've spent my whole life trying to find a way out. go west or southwest if you know what's good for ya.
and i have all your one-liners stored in the ole sanderson memory bank. oh god, dude. nothing beats that income tax check one though. fuckin' NOTHING DOES.
and hell yeah we're going to party. and you will have A 40...
No dude. That girl that commented below you -points down- is reason enough to go to the Midwest. Her and a few other people. I got friends in high places mang. ...literally.
ROFL
"I kinda want the Jeff Stryker one" "Oh his molded penis? Yeah. That's gotta be kind of expensive though dude." "Maybe that's what I'll spend my income tax check on."
Psh I can't be loaded all the time. I live with my mom dude. Comeonnnnn.
and wait, did you just mention glasgow? as in scotland? as in where so many awesome twee bands like the pastels are from? i envy the FUCK out of you bitch. i'm gonna punch you in the face 20 times.
Yeah Glasgow. My friend Chelsea lives there. She might come to America next year and if possible I'm going to tour with her and her brothers band Eternal Lord. That way I can cook the boys REAL mexican food. Ahhh Glasgow.
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um...you can't be serious. i've spent my whole life trying to find a way out. go west or southwest if you know what's good for ya.
and i have all your one-liners stored in the ole sanderson memory bank. oh god, dude. nothing beats that income tax check one though. fuckin' NOTHING DOES.
and hell yeah we're going to party. and you will have A 40...
every hour, that is.
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Her and a few other people.
I got friends in high places mang.
...literally.
ROFL
"I kinda want the Jeff Stryker one"
"Oh his molded penis? Yeah. That's gotta be kind of expensive though dude."
"Maybe that's what I'll spend my income tax check on."
Psh I can't be loaded all the time.
I live with my mom dude.
Comeonnnnn.
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My friend Chelsea lives there.
She might come to America next year and if possible I'm going to tour with her and her brothers band Eternal Lord. That way I can cook the boys REAL mexican food.
Ahhh Glasgow.
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HOW GAY
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You call me that all the time anyway.
Like in your message.
"Hey Ana you fucking douchebaggggggggg pick up your phone. Ok love you byeeeeeeeeeee"
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