[SC03] These So-Called Results
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: ninja!Eunhae, ninja!Henwook, ninja!Sichul, ninja!Kangteuk
Genre: Comedy, Fluff
Disclaimer: I don't own any SuJu member.
[Y][FF][Challenge] Theme: Surveys, Phrase to include: "they walk on rocks."
Summary: Your favorite pairing? Your favorite pair of arms? The one you'd want as your boyfriend? Donghae fills you in whether you agree or disagree, and yes Heechul, that includes you too.
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“Donghae hyung~.” Ryeowook cooed as he entered Donghae’s bedroom. “What are you doing?”
“Getting dressed, have a special date with Eunhyuk.” Donghae said as he placed his pants on the bed.
Ryeowook jumped up and down. “Aww, he finally forgave you?”
“Well, not exactly, which is why I’m planning the special date.” Donghae smiled, Ryeowook’s expression faltered.
“Hyung... it was mean.” Ryeowook justified.
“It wasn’t my fault! Eunhyuk’s just so easy to prank on, even the surveys say that he’s the most naive.”
“What surveys?” Henry asked as he walked in and settled on the bed.
“Surveys, you know the rankings they do on us, sometimes they were with other celebrities. Who’s the strongest, the prettiest, the sexist and the rest of that.”
Henry motioned for Ryeowook to sit beside him as Leeteuk entered the room.
“What are you doing here?” Henry asked, Leeteuk furrowed his eyebrows.
“This is my room too?” Henry made a simple ‘ah’ in acknowledgement as Leeteuk laid on his own bed. Henry then resumed his attention back to Donghae who was now looking through his dresser. “Now, say those rankings.”
“Rankings like who’s the best dancer, Eunhyuk obviously.” Donghae said proudly. “Then there’s a ranking for sexiest arms which went to Kibum.” They all raised their eyebrows. “Don’t ask... I don’t even know. Then for most prince like went to Siwon," They all agreed. "Most charming to Siwon," They nodded. "Most expressive, Siwon," They all lowered their eyes. "Most wanted as a boyfriend, Siwon,"
"I think we get it." Henry muttered.
"Most religious goes to Siwon-”
As if on cue, Siwon’s voice was heard in the background outside their dorm. “Its a spiritual healing process, where they walk on rocks to-”
“Siwon, I love you, but I will kill you if I have to.” Heechul warned before closing the door on him. “Now, what are you guys up to?”
“I was telling them about our rankings. Next one was... Who’s the most beautiful celebrity?”
Heechul scoffed. “Now that’s a given.”
“Jaejoong won-”
“WHAT?!" He yelled in outrage. "I AM TEN TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT-” Siwon suddenly entered the room and took Heechul forcibly out. “SIWON! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T LET ME DOWN- YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR GOD SAVES YOU! I HAVE TO FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTFUL SPOT!”
“Well, he did get first for being the most odd.” Donghae stated, the rest nodded when they heard another scream.
“IT WAS RIGGED I TELL YOU! RIGGED!”
“Anyway,” Donghae continued as he placed his shirt on the bed. “Last one was... oh right, the best pairing.” Leeteuk straightened up immediately.
“Mmmm, that could be anyone.” Henry murmured. He narrowed his eyes at Leeteuk who shushed him, anticipating Donghae’s answer.
“It was Kangteuk.” Donghae said a bit disappointedly as Leeteuk clapped his hands in excitement. “Though why is Eunteuk more popular than Eunhae?” He muttered to himself. Leeteuk dropped his hands.
“Eunteuk?! People, its called a OTP for a reason!” Leeteuk shook his head disapprovingly.
“They may be the best, but we’re the cutest couple.” Henry said as he reached his arms around Ryeowook.
“Literally, your cheeks are so pinchable.” Leeteuk said gesturing. Henry and Ryeowook both puffed out their cheeks in anger. “Awww, so cute!” They both narrowed their eyes in unison.
Donghae kept shifting through his underwear drawer with a puzzled look on his face. “I can’t find my black boxers...”
Leeteuk quickly got up and walked out of the room.
Donghae then paused in realization. “LEETEUK! GIVE THEM BACK!” He demanded as he followed him out the room.
Henry shook his head. “Leeteuk should have been first place at being most odd.”
“I think easily any of us could be considered odd.” Ryeowook reasoned.
“I don’t think we’re odd.”
Ryeowook nodded in agreement when he knitted his eyebrows. “Wait... Teukie-hyung took his underwear before the black ones got washed...so who-”
Henry whistled as Ryeowook looked back at him accusingly. “What? I’m cute so its forgivable.”
“But if Donghae-hyung hurts Teukie-hyung...”
Henry sighed. “You’re right... he’s not as young as he likes to think he is.”
“I AM NOT OLD!” Ryeowook turned back around and faced a seething Leeteuk who abruptly returned to the room. “WHO SAID I WAS OLD?!
Henry and Ryeowook both shifted their eyes before exaggeratedly widening their eyes, puffing out their cheeks and giving him a daringly cute angel pose.
- ❄ Challenge 4 ❄ -