yay, i burnt dinner

[nympholept]

no use crying over burnt beef
damn that meat smelled good when i started cooking it
damn the whole fucking house stinks of smoke
i am so fucking pissed off at myself
i am very very careless

Comments

[thedank]

not to worry man, you can always get job cooking at the black stump.
they're famous for their (burnt) steak

[spider_kitten]

In some cultures it's rude not to burn the food.

I actually tried looking it up for you to find which cultures this is but only found this http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

What a strange place the internet is :)

And cheer up, I know someone who exploded pasta!

[spider_kitten]

I once exploded an egg.

-e

[spider_kitten]

Tee hee yes I've seen that happen, in the mircowave....much laughing and rolling on the floor was had.

[kaysha]

FAQ.. yeah, huh, what..? *dozes off*

No, yeah, err.. I know. (?!) :P
I'm properly "available" again on the weekend. ... Or something.

[nympholept]

you seem way out of it

[kaysha]

I didn't delete the post because there might be other people who don't know what this Collected thing is that they find in their mail.

I think on ETS, there was also someone who had no idea how they got it.. (?!)

So.. yeah.

[ex_ladyredc]

i hope everything is better with you. if you ever need to talk, im willing to listen. and i promise not to sound so cliche.