Private to HarrynymphadoraurorSeptember 8 2006, 00:53:24 UTC
Hahaaa.. nope. I'm calling your bluff, Sir- and will raise you another witty question.
Will you name your first born after me? Boy or Girl, my name fits all.
....... .... .
Don't you think for a minute I believe anything that is written by that ugly, fat cow. I'm just having a good laugh instead of blowing up her face. And I'm sorry you are followed around by sick, twisted puppies with nothing better to do than to make up stories about your life, to entertain the other sick, twisted puppies in this world. But honestly, Harry.... you know I tease out of love.
Whatever happened between you and Ginny? I miss her. Do you hear from her? Oh bloody hell.
Private to Tonksbroken_harrySeptember 8 2006, 02:02:12 UTC
A boy named Nymphadora? Merlin, he'd so hate his Auntie Tonks.
I know you don't. Merlin, I'm not that daft. And the 'sick, twisted puppies' as you call them, keep her in the galleons from what I understand. It seems the lies about me sell better than the truth. I don't know, Tonks...I can handle it. I have for how long now. I just hate it when other people get dragged into it. Luna doesn't need this. But she seems to be handling it all right.
Private to HarrynymphadoraurorSeptember 8 2006, 02:39:40 UTC
Ok... let me just say this. No one in their bloody mind should Ever... ever name their child NYMPHADORA. That is a cruel and unusual punishment, and should be banned from existence. Or something. I meant Tonks you silly sod. It's such a... poignant name. Possibly majestic. Hahaa!
Ugh. I hate that woman... I seriously do. But Luna... Luna's a tough woman. And I seriously doubt she minds being dragged into anything, Harry. I wouldn't mind, were it I. Friends are friends, through thick and thin...through hexes and curses. Yeah.
You should give her a dose of her own medicine, Harry. Give someone an 'exclusive' insider interview, and bad mouth that hag! And don't tell lies...cause those are bad, but just... I don't know. Something. If I was the famous Harry Potter... I would retaliate! I'd whip out my skills and make her understand whom she is dealing with
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Private to Tonksbluemoon_loonSeptember 8 2006, 01:08:10 UTC
Oh dear... you didn't write that to Harry too, did you? He might be upset. He wasn't happy about Skeeter's article.
In any case, I'm in full agreement. I don't even know how she followed us! We apparated! How did she know where we were going? Something's fishy, here.
It explains how she's able to consistently write embarrassing and invasive stories, anyway.
Private to LunanymphadoraurorSeptember 8 2006, 01:17:12 UTC
Oh, I did...and he's upset. No matter... if he really wants to get mad at me for trying to make him take all of this in stride.... well, so be it. But he's going to need to learn to lighten up if he ever expects to get through the day. It won't end here, and it didn't start today, d'you know what I mean?
I don't understand how she does it, but she gets juicy information somehow. Do you think the woman stalks Harry? Like keeps him under surveillance or something? Something smells like rotten milk from a fat cow to me.
Hey! About getting together... I'm going to gather up old Prophet's from my folks... and wherever else I can get my hands on them, and start brainstorming. And I'll get mum to bake cookies too... and when we get together, we'll meet up at Fox's Row and make a day out of it. What do you think? Of course we'll need more food than cookies to sustain us... so we could take a break and have a meal somewhere too. But we can have a get-together with a meaning, getting all our eggs in a basket. When are you off from work?
Private to LunanymphadoraurorSeptember 8 2006, 04:46:28 UTC
Oh, I understand that. I try to think of what it would be like, if the fat cow (yes that was Skeeter's pet name now) was writing all these horrible lies about me. I'd be furious, definitely furious. So I can understand how he takes it. And I am very shocked that he hasn't gone crazy with anger or anything like that. Or maybe he has and we don't know it. Well... whatever, She is going down.
Ok so anytime after 3:00pm tomorrow huh? Hhmmm... And Saturday afternoon? Well why don't we make it Sunday? That'll give me time to spend the day with my parents on Saturday, and prepare.
Think the ugly, fat cow is going to stalk you next? She better not, else I'll hex her so fast, she won't know which side is up and what end to write with.
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Will you name your first born after me? Boy or Girl, my name fits all.
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Don't you think for a minute I believe anything that is written by that ugly, fat cow. I'm just having a good laugh instead of blowing up her face.
And I'm sorry you are followed around by sick, twisted puppies with nothing better to do than to make up stories about your life, to entertain the other sick, twisted puppies in this world.
But honestly, Harry.... you know I tease out of love.
Whatever happened between you and Ginny? I miss her. Do you hear from her? Oh bloody hell.
~Tonks
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I know you don't. Merlin, I'm not that daft. And the 'sick, twisted puppies' as you call them, keep her in the galleons from what I understand. It seems the lies about me sell better than the truth. I don't know, Tonks...I can handle it. I have for how long now. I just hate it when other people get dragged into it. Luna doesn't need this. But she seems to be handling it all right.
Sure, Tonks...love for giving me a hard time.
-H
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No one in their bloody mind should Ever... ever name their child NYMPHADORA. That is a cruel and unusual punishment, and should be banned from existence. Or something.
I meant Tonks you silly sod. It's such a... poignant name. Possibly majestic. Hahaa!
Ugh. I hate that woman... I seriously do.
But Luna... Luna's a tough woman. And I seriously doubt she minds being dragged into anything, Harry. I wouldn't mind, were it I. Friends are friends, through thick and thin...through hexes and curses. Yeah.
You should give her a dose of her own medicine, Harry. Give someone an 'exclusive' insider interview, and bad mouth that hag! And don't tell lies...cause those are bad, but just... I don't know. Something. If I was the famous Harry Potter... I would retaliate! I'd whip out my skills and make her understand whom she is dealing with ( ... )
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In any case, I'm in full agreement. I don't even know how she followed us! We apparated! How did she know where we were going? Something's fishy, here.
It explains how she's able to consistently write embarrassing and invasive stories, anyway.
And thanks... I think.
~Luna
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I don't understand how she does it, but she gets juicy information somehow. Do you think the woman stalks Harry? Like keeps him under surveillance or something? Something smells like rotten milk from a fat cow to me.
Hey! About getting together... I'm going to gather up old Prophet's from my folks... and wherever else I can get my hands on them, and start brainstorming. And I'll get mum to bake cookies too... and when we get together, we'll meet up at Fox's Row and make a day out of it. What do you think? Of course we'll need more food than cookies to sustain us... so we could take a break and have a meal somewhere too. But we can have a get-together with a meaning, getting all our eggs in a basket. When are you off from work?
~T
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That could be true... it's quite probable, anyway. Hah hah... is the fat cow Skeeter? If so, that's even funnier.
Oh, that sounds perfect! I leave Hopping's at 3:00 tomorrow, I'm free all weekend except Saturday afternoon.
~Luna
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I try to think of what it would be like, if the fat cow (yes that was Skeeter's pet name now) was writing all these horrible lies about me. I'd be furious, definitely furious. So I can understand how he takes it. And I am very shocked that he hasn't gone crazy with anger or anything like that. Or maybe he has and we don't know it. Well... whatever, She is going down.
Ok so anytime after 3:00pm tomorrow huh? Hhmmm... And Saturday afternoon? Well why don't we make it Sunday? That'll give me time to spend the day with my parents on Saturday, and prepare.
Think the ugly, fat cow is going to stalk you next? She better not, else I'll hex her so fast, she won't know which side is up and what end to write with.
~Tonks
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