Ha~X3
First of all, I had the best bday ever, thank you so much to everyone who was so kind as to wish me happy birthday<3 Each and every message was such a little bit of happinessX3
On Friday I spent I went over to a friend's house for hotpot and watched movies and played cards, so much fun:3 Then yesterday my two best friends and I went to go get facials at 9am, then had breakfast together; we met up again for dinner, then went glow bowling with a couple other friends, and then the 3 of us went to a local lounge and partied until late:D Today I went for cake with someone specialX3 All in all, it's been the best bday ever, and I kind of feel like this weekend is a magic bubble that I don't want to burst;P And having 3 days off in a row certainly didn't hurtXD Now, if only every weekend was 3 days long...;P
Today I have the translation of the Shukudai-kun from 07.11.12 with Tamura kenji;)
Ogura: Arashi's Homework begins~!
Sho: So, tonight as well we've got our guest in a box. Please take a look. Congrats! Their first solo guesting on a talk show.
Jun: So that means this is their first show?
Sho: That's right, that's right.
Ogura: Who is it, does that mean they're in a group?
Sho: They're not in a group ne.
Ogura: They're not in a group but...ah, that's it! They have no power by themselves so they're always clinging to somebody? (writing)
Sho: Yakiniku is better than comedy.
Ogura: More than comedy?
Nino: Huh? Meaning they're in a yakiniku restaurant? (writing)
Sho: No no, just suddenly having a yakiniku restaurant on would be a problem right. There was some information earlier too. A charismatic
entertainer who doesn't know how to flop.
Aiba: ohhh, I'm looking forward to this.
Ogura: It's extremely interesting ne.
Nino: Extremely interesting ne.
Ogura: What'll we do if they flop as soon as we open it? (writing)
Sho: It says 'doesn't know how to flop'! (writing)
Ogura: Doesn't know how to flop ne.
Sho: Tonight's guest is this person here, here you go~!
Kenji: My wife's family is rich~. (writing; his chest says 'the sweet potato is the pinnacle of Japanese yams) Hi there~, I'm the world's
funniest yakiniku restaurant owner Tamura Kenji~.
Sho: Your favor please~.
Kenji: Teehee~. (writing)
[Announcer: Tonight TamuKen's yakiniku menu will make an appearance in the studio. It even passes Ohno's palate. And just exactly how
profitable are you? We're going to go ahead and just blurt out a shocking sales figure. And the charismatic entertainer who doesn't
know how to flop will get his sketches evaluated. What will the result be?]
Sho: Once again, tonight's guest is the Lion Dance, your favor please~! (writing)
Kanji: I lvoe festivals. (writing) You're wrong. Don't clap, that's wrong, that's wrong. Who're you calling a festival tool? (writing)
You're wrong.
Nino: He doesn't flop ne. (writing)
Aiba: He doesn't flop ne.
Kenji: I don't flop right. (writing)
Nino: Yeah, you don't flop.
Sho: This is your first time by yourself ne. (writing)
Kenji: That's right ne.
Sho: It's kind of an unusual feeling ne.
Kenji: It's just like Ogura-san said, I cling a lot. (writing)
Sho: is that really true?
Kenji: That's right, that's right. There's Kojima Yoshio. And also Jinrai Tomomiya huh.
Nino: The 'ahh~' is incredible. (writing)
Kenji: That was incredible just now. I'm so sorry for being a leech ne. (writing)
Sho: is it different by yourself after all?
Kenji: Mmm, it doesn't change much by myself, I mean being in charge is easier ne. If, you know- well, I've never flopped! But if I
were to flop you could just tell me to take off and I could be gone.
Sho: You haven't really had any times when you've flopped.
Kenji: No! No! No! No! I've never once flopped. (writing)
Nino: Then what's a joke where you've never flopped once?
Kenji: Hmm?
Nino: I mean an item that will go over well no matter where you go.
Kenji: That one's Ninomiya-kun? (writing)
Sho: You're going to remember him ne.
Kenji: That one gives incredibly killer passes ne. I won't hit it, I won't hit that shot. (writing)
Aiba: It looks like you have some ne. (writing)
Kenji: I do!
Sho: Ah, then I'd kind of like to see it huh.
Aiba: Ah, I want to see.
Kenji: You want to see?
Nino: One that will go over well with the whole country.
Kenji: Short skit, 'Countdown'. 3, 2, 1, teehee~. See~, it went over well. Because even if one person laughs that means it went over
well! (writing)
Sho: Ah, is that how it works?
Kenji: Of course it is. It's fine if only one person laughs.
Aiba: That just now was a passing line ne? (writing)
Kenji: Absotively posilutely!
Aiba: You;re saying it's an extremely passing line?
Kenji: Extremely, I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight.
[writing: Good sleep tonight]
Sho: You wear this kind of outfit for the yakiniku restaurant too ne?
Kenji: Why?? Why would I do that?
Sho: It seems like a popular store doesn't it? (writing)
Kenji: That's right. Incredibly. (writing)
Sho: And you're getting a new one...?
kenji: That's right. I'm making the second restaurant.
Jun: Amazing ne.
Kenji: I'm amazing, I mean I've been in enterainment for 15 years, but it's been 8 years solo. So going solo I made one character.
But I opened 2 yakiniku restaurants. (writing)
Sho: The yakiniku restaurants are what's increasing;P
Kenji: More than the characters.
Nino: Between the yakiniku restaurants and comedy, which is more important? (writing)
Kenji: Right now yakiniku might be a bit more important... (writing)
[writing: as you would think ne]
Kenji: I mean, you see I...my annual income has been continually 20 thousand for more than 10 years. But with the yakiniku restaurants
in one month I made a ton.
Aiba: Eh, how much is that? (writing)
Kenji: As if I can tell you! (writing) That's dangerous, that's dangerous, it was so natural I almost said it.
Nino: Roughly.
Aiba: Roughly.
Jun: Write it.
Kenji: So about this many times as much as 20 thousand.
Jun: he said 7 times as much. (writing)
Kenji: Don't say it!
Sho: Amazing!
Kenji: Scary~! Now what do I do?
Ogura: Despite that the proceeds of a yakiniku restaurant are really something ne.
Sho: Amazing.
Kenji: That's right, but ne, it's cheap Ogura-san, really.
Ogura: About how many seats does it have?
Kenji: Righyt now there's 80 seats.
Sho: Eh?? There's that many??
Aiba: Huge!
kenji: The next restaurant will be 130 seats.
Nino: You;re kidding!
Aiba: Amazing.
Kenji: Huge ne.
Ogura: be careful you don't overestimate your demand.
Kenji: That's it... (writing)
Sho: So we're going to bring out some of the yakiniku from Tamura-san's first restaurant.
Jun: I'm looking forward to this ne.
Sho: Let's move along to the first homework.
Ogura: Homework from the guest to the audience. Investigate and submit menu items from yakiniku restaurants that make you want to
gobble it up.
Kenji: The words are kind of bad huh.
Aiba: But this is TamuKen's homework isn't it?
Kenji: Something like 'make you want to devour it'...
Ogura: But if there was a good one you'd want to gobble it up right? (writing)
Kenji: Yes.
[writing: Plainly]
Nino: He'd gobble it up.
[Announcer: Before announcing the homework everyone will test TamuKen's yakiniku. The owner will grill the shop's most popular items
himself, the special skirt steak and salted edge steak, and everyone will have some.]
Kenji: Um ne, this is for one person-
Ogura: About 120 grams? (writing)
Kenji: Um, is it okay if I call one of my employees? (writing)
Nino: Owner!
[writing: Are you really the owner?]
Nino: Owner!
Kenji: I don't know that kind of thing! Asking me the grams...
Aiba: Really?
Sho: Please just grill it owner.
Kenji: This is the edge steak, the salted edge steak right.
Ohno: Thin huh. (writing)
Aiba: Eh, TamuKen have you ever grilled it and served at your restaurant like this?
Kenji: Eh, well sometimes people have me grill it for them, but just now someone said 'thin huh' in a small voice huh?
[writing: unthinkingly ne...]
Kenji: Criticism??
Nino: He likes it thin. (writing)
Kenji: You like it thin huh?
Ohno: I do.
Kenji: Then you should add that part on. If you didn't like it thin...it really is thin. (writing)
Ohno: It's super super thin.
Kenji: Why am I this angry? Giving a manager's speech. (writing) What is this??
Jun: So that means this is the thinness that you serve it at the restaurant ne?
Kenji: Uh, yeah... (writing)
Ogura: This is really small.
Ohno: This is small after all.
Ogura: Can you eat it now...?
Kenji: It's good now, it's good now.
Sho: So then who should start?
Nino: Why don't we have Ogu-san eat it?
Sho: Start with Ogu-san.
Jun: Ogu-san, you've had a yakiniku restaurant ne?
Sho: Isn't this evaluation kind of harsh?
Ogura: It's delicious, delicious.
Aiba: Isn't it good to be told that it's delicious?
Nino: That's good! He doesn't say that much!
Kenji: That's the first time I've heard that kind of disspirited 'delicious' from a gourmet! (writing) I'll have them eat more.
Jun: It's delicious.
Aiba: Delicious? Then I'll have some ne.
Kenji: Isn't your voice kind of quiet? Come in a little closer mike-man. (writing) Their voices are quiet!
Aiba: Ah, yeah, it's salted edge steak... (writing)
Kenji: I've been making a profit and no one's said anything about the menu.
Aiba: Sorry.
Sho: Well... (writing) Well.
Kenji: You don't have to eat anymore. (writing) Sorry.
Nino: It's okay.
Kenji: I'm relying on you!
Nino: Leave it to me. Hah. (writing)
Kenji: hey. Hey! What are you doing laughing through your nose while eating salted edge steak! (writing) Ohno-kun, you like it thin
right?
Ohno: Yeah. It's good isn't it? (writing)
Sho: That was a pass.
Nino: It passed.
kenji: You're the owner?? (writing)
Ohno: it really is delicious.
Kenji: There's still some yet to come, this is popular. That's right, that's right.
Nino: As a comeback.
Sho: Put your heart into it.
Nino: See, everyone's going 'ahh~' again.
Ogura: That's right isn't it.
Kenji: That's right. Because the charcoal's good huh. (writing)
Sho: Not the meat;P
Kenji: This isn't the meat. Alright, who's going to start?
Ogura: Look at this. There's six of us but there's only 5 plates, so eat some. (writing)
Aiba: That's okay, that's okay.
All: No, I'm good, that's okay.
Kenji: No no, it's weird if you don't all eat it together.
Nino: Why don't you eat it TamuKen? (writing)
Kenji: Why?? This really is hell. We're on tv you know! (writing)
Nino: Then let's eat.
Aiba: Let's eat.
Kenji: Put some on it!
Jun: Yes.
Sho: Could it be...
Kenji: Put some on it!
Jun: Yes.
Kenji: Everyone's watching!
Jun: Yes. Thanks for the food.
Sho: The weight of 15 years...;P
Jun: Sweet!
[writing: Sweet yakiniku??]
Sho: Sweet?
Kenji: That's messed up, eating yakiniku and saying it's sweet!
Nino: I want to eat it. (writing)
Kenji: What part of that made you want to eat it?
Nino: he said it's sweet.
Sho: Saying that yakiniku is sweet- owner, watch out!
Kenji: Saying things like it's sweet, or spicy...
Ogura: Osaka likes sweet things.
Nino: Sweet. (writing)
Sho: Sweet?
Nino: I'm not sure about sweet yakiniku...
Sho: I think it works.
Jun: I think it works.
Ohno: Sweet. (writing)
Sho: This is delicious.
Kenji: It's delicious isn't it! See!
Sho: But it's thin.
Kenji: That's right huh.
Sho: But it was delicious.
Ohno: The side steak thing was delicious.
Kenji: Since side steak is incredibly popular right now it's hard to get ahold of.
Sho: Ah, is that so.
Kenji: So maintaining this level of quality is a lot of work. (writing) Depending on the power put into the side steak you can see
the restaurant's good or bad qualities ne.
Sho: keeping it the same everyday...
Kenji: That's right.
Jun: I'm sorry, is it okay if I ask you something?
Kenji: What?
Jun: Are you an entertainer? (writing) or are you a yakiniku restauranteur?
Kenji: Right now I'm completely a yakiniku restauranteur. (writing)
[Announcer: Well then, tonight's homework. We'll introduce a menu that will make TamuKen, owner of a yakiniku restaurant, want to goble
it up.]
Ohno: First of all wehave Roppongi's Choushi's high class yakiniku. Here you go!
All: Uwa~!
Nino: What is this??
Ogura: This is marbled.
Nino: Where?
Ogura: From the shoulder.
Ohno: It's marbled.
Kenji: You know, it's not good bringing a major leaguer to a sandlot baseball game. (writing)
Sho: About how much is this?
Ohno: 10, 500 yen.
Sho: Ehhh!
Kenji: This is amzing! Even just looking at it is amazing ne.
Ohno: It's enough just to sear this.
Kenji: This is beautiful meat.
Sho: Owner-san, how long should we cook this?
Ohno: Yeah, I don't know either. (writing)
Kenji: Before the commercial you were saying I was hopeless, who's the one who's hopeless! (writing)
Sho: This person didn't say anything!
Nino: You were barbequeing it right? (writing)
Aiba: That's why you were saying it was okay to grill it right? Ne.
Jun: This is barbequeue grilling?
Sho: You barbequeue Ohno-kun? (writing)
Ohno: I lvoe barbequeueing! (writing)
[writing: Static]
Aiba: Got it;P
Sho: Something appears to have rubbed you the wrong way;P
Ogura: This is salt and wasabi huh.
Ohno: Ah, that's right.
Kenji: You're cutting it incredibly luxuriously!
Sho: That looks delicious ne.
Nino: takuKen-san, you should definitely eat some.
Ogura: Eat some, eat some.
Kenji: A little salt is good.
Sho: Did you devour it?
Kenji: This is meat! (writing)
Jun: So what was that earlier?
Kenji: Isn't it a meat-like thing? (writing)
Sho: It really is delicious!
Kenji: There's flavor in the meat itself.
Sho: Yeah, it's that salty.
Kenji: You don't need anything. See. He just took a huge bite.
ogura: Extremely tasty. This is extremely tasty.
Aiba: it's true, this is the first time I've had this.
Sho: Delicious~.
Aiba: That's right, that's right.
[writing: It's so delicious they're moved by it]
Sho: This is delicious huh.
Nino: Super tasty!
Sho: uwa~! This, this is tasty!
Kenji: Is it okay if I get you to stick that shot in the earlier part? (writing)
Jun: This is delicious!
Ogura: it's delicious right;P
Kenji: It's completely different! (writing)
Jun: Eh??
Kenji: Our meat looks incredibly hopeless! This is no good!
Aiba: Then let's go on to the next one.
Sho: I'm looking forward to the next one ne.
Ohno: next ne, is this one here!
Kenji: What is this?
Jun: Amazing. Foie gras?
Ohno: This time the chef is going to present it.
Sho: Chef!
Shutou: Your favor please.
Sho: Your favor please.
Jun: This looks delicious huh~.
Kenji: Could this be stone-cooked bibimbap?
Shutou: That's right.
Ogura: Bibimbap- they're using foie gras in stone-cooked bibimbap. (writing)
Shutou: We put on the oil that comes out of the foie gras. (writing)
Nino: Put that on.
Kenji: That egg's a good egg huh!
Ogura: It's a good color ne.
Kenji: it's a good color, uwa~. Why is it right in front of us?
Sho: We're going to have some of this too.
Nino: Ohno-san's going to test it after all. It's an unusual bibimbap after all...
Kenji: That's for sure huh.
Nino: So we might need him.
Kenji: He has influence ne.
Sho: That looks delicious~.
Aiba: Onions are tasty too ne.
Nino: That's great ne.
Aiba: Great ne.
Shutou: I'm just going to put on the special sauce.
Jun: Ah, now this is luxurious huh~.
Ogura: So now he's going to mix it together.
ShutoU: Just break it apart.
Ogura: Since this is a luxury I think the regular members should eat it. (writing)
Kenji: No no, the guest is wearing an eye-catching outfit. (writing)
Sho: Ah, that's great huh~.
Kenji: Delicious.
Ogura: Delicious huh.
Jun: This'll definitely be delicious. Um, unfortunately there's only 6 bowls. (writing)
Sho: Let's do paper-rock-scissors, paper-rock-scissors.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors! It's a tie!
Kenji: Alright!! Alright~!
Jun: Only one more gets to eat. (writing)
Nino: So Riidaa and Ogu-san and TamuKen.
KenjiL No, I won!
Jun: Please don't tell lies. (writing)
Kenji: I won!
Nino: That's a lie!
Kenji: Take a look at the VTR!
Nino: What just came out there?
Aiba: Drool. (writing)
Kenji: I won!
Nino: Okay, do over, do over. (writing) Riidaa and-
Kenji: We're doing it over?
Nino: Riidaa and Ogu-san and TamuKen-
Kenji: I don't get these rules at all! (writing)
Nino: TamuKen-san, paper-rock-scissors.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
Nino: Yes! Okay, the two of you.
Aiba: Here we go. The two of you.
KenjiL I really don't get this.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
[writing: TamuKen wins in the end]
Sho: He won;P
Aiba: Why did you lose Riidaa??
Kenji: It's not delicious is it... Cut, cut.(writing)
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
[writingL Lost again...]
Nino: So that means TamuKen-san gets to eat!
Kenji: Alright~!!
Sho: So let's eat I guess.
kenji: Sorry.
Nino: Sorry;P
Kenji: This is amazing. Bibimbap like this- this isn't bibimbap.
Jun: He's becoming unable to talk.
Kenji: This is delicious! This is amazing! There's still oil coming out, it's an unexpectedly strong flavor.
Aiba: Amazing ne!
Ogura: Delicious.
Jun: Delicious! This is delicious!
Aiba: The nori and onions go incredibly well together.
Sho: So, that means that this is the end, but did you get a good sampling? (writing)
Kenji: Well I sampled it, but since they're high prices... (writing)
Sho: Eh? So does that mean you didn't enjoy it?
Kenji: No, it's not like that at all!
Nino: So you want to go home now? (writing)
Kenji: I don't want to go home! I'm staying here tonight. I'm staying here. (writing)
Sho: Well then, Ogu-san, the next homework if you please.
Ogura: Yes. Tamura Kenji-san's image homework: what did you do last night?
Sho: We'd like to introduce the images from the audience, matsumoto-kun, if you please~.
Jun: Yes. Thgis is from Naniwa's Shuuken-san. Last night Tamura-san thought up a yakiniku menu while trying to think up character
ideas. (writing)
Kenji: But that really does happen huh~.
Aiba: Well, TamuKen-san's famous 'teehee~', when did you create that? (writing)
Kenji: Ah, that was...my son gave that to me.
Sho: Ah, is that so??
Aiba: Ehh??
Kenji: Well, he's in 3rd grade right now, but I guess when he was in kindergarten. "Papa's a comedian but he doesn't have any weapons."
(writing)
Sho: 3rd grader;P
Kenji: He said 'I thought up a gag, so I'll give it to you'. I was like 'what is it?' and the kid suddenly went 'teehee~'. It was super
super funny! I told him 'you're giving it to me so don't do it in kindergarten again!'. (writing) The 'teehee~' is kind of
dangerous.
Sho: Is that so?
Kenji: Ne.
Jun: Is that so?
Kenji: When I told my son to think up something new that kid told me 'I can't do it that easily'. (writing)
Nino: So you don't have any new gags?
Kenji: But he doesn't give me any so I don't have any. (writing)
Aiba: But shouldn't you think them up Tamuken-san?
Jun: I mean, if you have time to think up a yakiniku menu please think up sketches. (writing)
Sho: That's right.
Kenji: I'm sorry, Matsumoto-kun, could you stop giving me advice? (writing)
Sho: Since when have you been doing the lion dance?
Kenji: I guess it was about 3 or 4 years ago.
Sho: That's fairly prevalent lately ne.
Kenji: That's right, that's right. But I had no diea the lion dance would have this much of a future. Getting this to the lcoal areas
is a lot of trouble. On airplanes and such. (writing)
Ogura: Ah, that's right.
Jun: I see ne.
Kenji: I got called home. And the customs official was like 'what is this exactly?'. 'There's a head unlike I've ever seen showing up'.
(writing)
Sho: on the x-ray machine!
Kenji: Yeah, on the x-ray machine.
Sho: So when you take off the lion dance head there's letters on you. Why did you start doing that?
Kenji: Really, to begin with I wrote 'the god of story-telling'. (writing) They told me I wasn't a storyteller at all so this was to
help out, but I got really tired of it. So then I thought that if I wrote something it would be funny, and it just grew from
there.
Jun: Is there a lot of that kind of pattern? (writing)
Kenji: There is. There's a lot of them ne.
Sho: Something that's went over well before now.
Kenji: Okay, okay. First of all ne, this one. This one is my most famous piece. (writing) Nessie's out there. That would have gone over well huh~.
It even went over well now.
Sho: Nessie?
Nino: Nessie is out there?
Kenji: She is.
Ohno: have you seen her? (writing)
kenji: I haven't. (writing)
Sho: What is that?
Kenji: If you think it's there, then it's there. So saying that 'Nessie's out there' is a message that someone's living with romance.
(writing)
Sho: A message??
Kenji: A message!
Sho: This is a message?
Kenji: That's right!
Sho: So, the next message...
Kenji: I have it~. (writing) Tada! Blessing from the sea. This is great ne. Look at this butt-blossoming sensation. (writing)
Nino: This is flopping... (writing)
Kenji: It's not flopping at all. One person laughed.
[writing: They laughed?]
Jun: There was one?
Kenji: They laughed. they laughed.
Aiba: You don't really have any logical reasoning ne? (writing)
Ogura: Well that's because it's a message, so you don't have to have logical reasoning.
Kenji: That's right. It's just things I want to write. (writing)
Sho: Well, in a way we kind of, ne...
Nino: At least one...
Kenji: You'll do it?
Aiba: Yes! I'll do it! (writing)
Kenji: Okay! Let's go.
Aiba: Let's go, I'll do it.
Kenji: Just wait a sec.
Nino: Okay, back there.
Aiba: Writing?
Nino: Back there, just...
Kenji: Just leave us.
Ogura: Doesn't it kind of feel like we're in a public bath house? (writing)
Nino: With him dressed like that.
Sho: That's right. Everytime Tamura-san passes by me to sit down his ass goes past me like this. (writing)
[writing: In the middle of writing messages]
Sho: it's amazing, his ass is just really plump, really plump. He has a good ass.
Aiba: Since we said it's a message we were thinking about a lot of things. So I thought this might work too. (writing)
Sho: Something new?
Aiba: That's right ne. So, let's finally introduce him, today's guest is Tamura ken-san~!
Kenji: I mixed up sugar and salt~. (writing) Yay~!
[writing: Left nipple]
Kenji: I know! I know! It's been with me for 34 years.
Aiba: This kind of thing works too ne. There's this kind of thing too. It's great ne.
Kenji: This is great! I really like this one! (writing)
Aiba: Really? Please use it somewhere.
Kenji: The left one went over well, so the right one should too. The navel will work. That's the first time it's gone over that well.
(writing)
Nino: Huh? Sho-san's going of his own will? (writing)
Sho: Yeah, that's right.
[writing: Has confidence?]
Aiba: This is a rare sensation, this determined air.
Sho: Don't raise the bar any higher. (writing)
Nino: That's amazing ne.
Aiba: Yeah, I mean, we always have to bug Sho-chan to experience things right?
Jun: That's right.
Aiba: Saying 'do it, do it'.
Jun: Today he's going himself.
Aiba: He's going himself.
Nino: But when he sends off something himself the pattern seems to be that it flops for the most part... (writing)
Sho: Yay, okay~! Yay, ok-k-kay~! Well then, today's guest is Tamura Kenji-san, come on out~!
Kenji: I thought it was the cops but it was a security guard~. (writing) Eh~, it's graffiti time!
Audience: Eh~. (writing)
Kenji: Hey, I just flopped! It's Sho isn't it! It's Sakurai-kun! (writing) It's not me, don't say it is! Don't say it's me! You didn't
do a good enough job!
Sho: That's not true. (writing)
Kenji: Wrong!
Sho: TamuKen-san, please write it one more time. (writing)
Kenji: This is a trial, a trial. (writing) This right now is a trial.
Aiba: Being tried by TamuKen-san, that would be tougher.
Jun: That would ne.
Nino: Please give us the one you feel most confident about!
Kenji: If I had confidence I'd be selling more! (writing) I'm done~!
All: Okay!
Sho: Then, I'll introduce them, today's guest is Tamura Kenji-san, come on out~!
Kenji: Douki married Norika~. (writing)
[writing: There's no end to shaving]
Kenji: Of course it would turn out this way. This is the first time I've flopped this much... (writing) Although I think that it was
Sakurai-kun's fault to begin with~.
Jun: By thw way, what does that mean? (writing)
Kenji: Well, with that, just when you've thought 'that's good enough', it pops out again.
Aiba: Ah, so true, so true.
Nino: So, next ne. (writing)
Kenji: This is the worst. (writing)
Nino: Here's a letter from Osaka's Kencoba Love-san.
Kenji: I hate Kencoba Love, hate it! I flopped that much...
Nino: Last night TamuKen-san felt the limits of the solo world and searched for a partner. (writing)
Kenji: I'm feeling it right now.
Sho: When was your very first debut? (writing)
Kenji: That ne, the first time, when I was in 11th grade I appeared on Kin-chan's Costume grand Prize. They said that if you got past
something called the rolling cluth hole you'd see Superman's flying figure. Since only the side of your face was shown I only
made the side. Kin-chan was like 'what are you doing?' He took the sideways one and faced it back to front. (writing) Then
Shin-san, Yamaamoto Shinya-san criticised me and said I had to make something better.
Sho: They criticised you.
Kenji: They criticised me. That's how it was.
Sho: We actually have the VTR. (writing)
Kenji: You're kidding!
Nino: We do.
Kenji: Seriously??
Sho: This is Tamuken-san facing the screen on the right side.
[Announcer: After this, TamuKen makes an unbelievable careless remark to Kin-chan?]
Sho: This is Tamuken-san facing the screen on the right side. Please take a look.
[Announcer: Pay attention to tamuKen's cheeky careless remark.]
Other guy: Ally of justice, Su-man!
kenji: Pa-man!
Other guy: With the two of us...Superman!
Kenji: How about it? It's amazing isn't it?
Sho: Amazing. This is amazing.
Kenji: No, don't face forward, don't face us forward!
Kin: The one who wants to speak is director Yamamoto Shinya.
Shinya: That's not Superman's face!
Kin: This?
Shinya: It should be a little more...
other guy: Please look at the eyebrows kin-chan. (writing)
Kin: Eyebrows.
Other guy: We made them really detailed.
Shinya: Saying that they made them detailed, it sucks so it's no good! (writing)
Sho: he got really- he got really mad! Shouldn't you apologize? (writing) To Kin-chan-san.
Kenji: Me?? (writing) This show is kind of messed up isn't it, the paper-rock-scissors too.
[writing: It's messed up?]
Nino: It was kind of cheeky though...it's not like you were older than him. So saying Kin-chan, please take a look', I mean it's Kin-chan after all.
[Announcer: After this, TamuKen apologizes to Kin-chan.]
Kenji: Well, I guess I'll make some sort of apology. (writing) Kin-chan, I was naive, sorreehee~.
Ogura: he's an idiot ne.
Sho: Acutally ne, the show is now heading into the ending. (writing)
Kenji: That's an incredible way to close it off.
Ogura: He's interesting ne.
Sho: Yeah, interesting.
Ogura: Um, you don't flop ne? (writing)
Kenji: Yes! (writing)
Nino: That was amazing! That 'yes' just now was amazing!
[Announcer: This week's honor student is Yakinikun-san who submitted the marbled Chateaubriand. We're doing a call for unusual and
delicious curry and hotpot. And, 'what did you do last night?' for Funakoshi Eiichirou-san, please expand on your images!]
Kenji: bye teehee~.
What an amusing characterXDD And he got his catchphrase from a 7 year old;P I can see that well...;) And I love Aiba's writing suggestion, it's so perfectly himXDD And Sho's too...but really, that's not even writing;P But boy did that bibimbap look good~O_o And poor ohno didn't even get to eat any, he really does suck at jankenXDDD
And I was tagged for this meme ages ago, so sorry to take so long to fulfill it;P
1. If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
I'd probably yell and cry at the same time, and then cut all ties with them>_< I don't need someone untrustworthy in my life...
2. What would you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
Ooh, that's hard. Usually I avoid the person because I don't want to accidentally make them think I do like them. Or I'll try to make it clear by my body language and talk, so that they won't get the wrong impression...but I always feel bad^^;
3. What will your dream wedding be like?
You know, I only started thinking about it recently...;P But I saw a dress in a store window yesterday that I really wanted<3 Cream with gold embroidery...I'd want it somewhere near nature, although not necessarily outside. Maybe a flower conservatory:3 But all that really matters is that it's with the person I loveX3
4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Not really. Only as to how I will get there. I know what I want, or at least I have an idea...it's just figuring out the path to take that I need to do, and that's part of the journey ne?;)
5. What's your ideal lover like?
Someone who listens to me and remembers what I've said, who takes care of me but respects my independence, funny, smart, a little bit of a bad boy, cute, tender, strong...makes me happy just ebing with them^^
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
Honestly, I'm a selfish person, so I have to say being loved by someone. To me that can be the most wonderful thing in the worldX3 Loving someone is almost as good though;)
7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
Well...I have waited, and it never worked out:S I think if they rejected me at first I might wait and see what happens for a few weeks, but after that I couldn't bear it so I'd forget about them and find someone who does appreciate me.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
If I was their friend I would stay their friend and wait and see...if I was not their friend I would probably just try to forget about it, because waiting is so hard...
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Well, there are always many things that make us unhappy...but worrying that someone you care about will leave you soon, that I can admit to most right now.
10. What do you want most in life?
Happiness. Not the fleeting, ephemeral kind, but the lasting sweet joy that lifts your heart likea cloud in the wind:3
11. Is being tagged fun?
Yes;P Shows somebody cares;) And I tend to take any excuse to talk about ymself unfortunatelyXDD
12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, how would you react?
I would probably go into shock and hide for awhile, then come out and have nothing to do with either of them ever again. If they couldn't care about my feelings enough to stop or try to explain to me first then they aren't worth keeping.
13. Who is currently the most important person to you?
Right now, myself.
14. What kind of person do you think I am?
Well, since 3 people tagged me...XD
Yuckie-chan is a very strong and powerful person who has a wonderful hidden kindness. She works hard at everything, and will surely achieve her dreams because of it.
Techni-teddy is a very cute girl who hides herself but is actually very fun-loving and interesting.
Laurachan2 is very sweet and thoughtful, and has a very analytical mind.
And all 3 of them are very creative and articulate, very fascinating and darling girls=)
15. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
I think married and poor...I can't bear the loneliness, and if you were single and rich you'd always be wondering if someone was interested in you because of your money>_<
16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
Try and get closer to them, make myself interesting and fun, do nice things for them:)
17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
I have in the past...I don't know if I can anymore, but I want to...
18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one who was the sweetest and most attentive with me:3
19. What type of friends do you like?
The kind who stick with me through everything and don't mind listening to me ramble on and on about things;P The kind I can always have fun with and where we can support each other^^
20. If you played a prank on someone, and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
Laugh really hardXDD Then make sure they weren't upset, maybe make it up to them;P
Hmm, my turn to tag....tenjostyle, lovablemaachan, melirose, baka_power, apple1881, winkychan, yumenoko, heixin=) Have fun~XD
Well, no article this week cause I've been so busy, and things will only get worse from here because I have an assignment due next Monday and a paper due on the following Thursday, and I haven't started either yet>_< Plus finals are coming...and no, not my last exams ever, just my final exams for this yearXD Agh, I'm so ready for this semester to be over, bring on the free time! I suddenly have so many things I want to do with it...:3 Take care and have a great week everyone!^^ Let's keep moving forward~:)
私の心はもう奪われちゃったみたいです。。。
On Friday I spent I went over to a friend's house for hotpot and watched movies and played cards, so much fun:3 Then yesterday my two best friends and I went to go get facials at 9am, then had breakfast together; we met up again for dinner, then went glow bowling with a couple other friends, and then the 3 of us went to a local lounge and partied until late:D Today I went for cake with someone specialX3 All in all, it's been the best bday ever, and I kind of feel like this weekend is a magic bubble that I don't want to burst;P And having 3 days off in a row certainly didn't hurtXD Now, if only every weekend was 3 days long...;P
Today I have the translation of the Shukudai-kun from 07.11.12 with Tamura kenji;)
Ogura: Arashi's Homework begins~!
Sho: So, tonight as well we've got our guest in a box. Please take a look. Congrats! Their first solo guesting on a talk show.
Jun: So that means this is their first show?
Sho: That's right, that's right.
Ogura: Who is it, does that mean they're in a group?
Sho: They're not in a group ne.
Ogura: They're not in a group but...ah, that's it! They have no power by themselves so they're always clinging to somebody? (writing)
Sho: Yakiniku is better than comedy.
Ogura: More than comedy?
Nino: Huh? Meaning they're in a yakiniku restaurant? (writing)
Sho: No no, just suddenly having a yakiniku restaurant on would be a problem right. There was some information earlier too. A charismatic
entertainer who doesn't know how to flop.
Aiba: ohhh, I'm looking forward to this.
Ogura: It's extremely interesting ne.
Nino: Extremely interesting ne.
Ogura: What'll we do if they flop as soon as we open it? (writing)
Sho: It says 'doesn't know how to flop'! (writing)
Ogura: Doesn't know how to flop ne.
Sho: Tonight's guest is this person here, here you go~!
Kenji: My wife's family is rich~. (writing; his chest says 'the sweet potato is the pinnacle of Japanese yams) Hi there~, I'm the world's
funniest yakiniku restaurant owner Tamura Kenji~.
Sho: Your favor please~.
Kenji: Teehee~. (writing)
[Announcer: Tonight TamuKen's yakiniku menu will make an appearance in the studio. It even passes Ohno's palate. And just exactly how
profitable are you? We're going to go ahead and just blurt out a shocking sales figure. And the charismatic entertainer who doesn't
know how to flop will get his sketches evaluated. What will the result be?]
Sho: Once again, tonight's guest is the Lion Dance, your favor please~! (writing)
Kanji: I lvoe festivals. (writing) You're wrong. Don't clap, that's wrong, that's wrong. Who're you calling a festival tool? (writing)
You're wrong.
Nino: He doesn't flop ne. (writing)
Aiba: He doesn't flop ne.
Kenji: I don't flop right. (writing)
Nino: Yeah, you don't flop.
Sho: This is your first time by yourself ne. (writing)
Kenji: That's right ne.
Sho: It's kind of an unusual feeling ne.
Kenji: It's just like Ogura-san said, I cling a lot. (writing)
Sho: is that really true?
Kenji: That's right, that's right. There's Kojima Yoshio. And also Jinrai Tomomiya huh.
Nino: The 'ahh~' is incredible. (writing)
Kenji: That was incredible just now. I'm so sorry for being a leech ne. (writing)
Sho: is it different by yourself after all?
Kenji: Mmm, it doesn't change much by myself, I mean being in charge is easier ne. If, you know- well, I've never flopped! But if I
were to flop you could just tell me to take off and I could be gone.
Sho: You haven't really had any times when you've flopped.
Kenji: No! No! No! No! I've never once flopped. (writing)
Nino: Then what's a joke where you've never flopped once?
Kenji: Hmm?
Nino: I mean an item that will go over well no matter where you go.
Kenji: That one's Ninomiya-kun? (writing)
Sho: You're going to remember him ne.
Kenji: That one gives incredibly killer passes ne. I won't hit it, I won't hit that shot. (writing)
Aiba: It looks like you have some ne. (writing)
Kenji: I do!
Sho: Ah, then I'd kind of like to see it huh.
Aiba: Ah, I want to see.
Kenji: You want to see?
Nino: One that will go over well with the whole country.
Kenji: Short skit, 'Countdown'. 3, 2, 1, teehee~. See~, it went over well. Because even if one person laughs that means it went over
well! (writing)
Sho: Ah, is that how it works?
Kenji: Of course it is. It's fine if only one person laughs.
Aiba: That just now was a passing line ne? (writing)
Kenji: Absotively posilutely!
Aiba: You;re saying it's an extremely passing line?
Kenji: Extremely, I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight.
[writing: Good sleep tonight]
Sho: You wear this kind of outfit for the yakiniku restaurant too ne?
Kenji: Why?? Why would I do that?
Sho: It seems like a popular store doesn't it? (writing)
Kenji: That's right. Incredibly. (writing)
Sho: And you're getting a new one...?
kenji: That's right. I'm making the second restaurant.
Jun: Amazing ne.
Kenji: I'm amazing, I mean I've been in enterainment for 15 years, but it's been 8 years solo. So going solo I made one character.
But I opened 2 yakiniku restaurants. (writing)
Sho: The yakiniku restaurants are what's increasing;P
Kenji: More than the characters.
Nino: Between the yakiniku restaurants and comedy, which is more important? (writing)
Kenji: Right now yakiniku might be a bit more important... (writing)
[writing: as you would think ne]
Kenji: I mean, you see I...my annual income has been continually 20 thousand for more than 10 years. But with the yakiniku restaurants
in one month I made a ton.
Aiba: Eh, how much is that? (writing)
Kenji: As if I can tell you! (writing) That's dangerous, that's dangerous, it was so natural I almost said it.
Nino: Roughly.
Aiba: Roughly.
Jun: Write it.
Kenji: So about this many times as much as 20 thousand.
Jun: he said 7 times as much. (writing)
Kenji: Don't say it!
Sho: Amazing!
Kenji: Scary~! Now what do I do?
Ogura: Despite that the proceeds of a yakiniku restaurant are really something ne.
Sho: Amazing.
Kenji: That's right, but ne, it's cheap Ogura-san, really.
Ogura: About how many seats does it have?
Kenji: Righyt now there's 80 seats.
Sho: Eh?? There's that many??
Aiba: Huge!
kenji: The next restaurant will be 130 seats.
Nino: You;re kidding!
Aiba: Amazing.
Kenji: Huge ne.
Ogura: be careful you don't overestimate your demand.
Kenji: That's it... (writing)
Sho: So we're going to bring out some of the yakiniku from Tamura-san's first restaurant.
Jun: I'm looking forward to this ne.
Sho: Let's move along to the first homework.
Ogura: Homework from the guest to the audience. Investigate and submit menu items from yakiniku restaurants that make you want to
gobble it up.
Kenji: The words are kind of bad huh.
Aiba: But this is TamuKen's homework isn't it?
Kenji: Something like 'make you want to devour it'...
Ogura: But if there was a good one you'd want to gobble it up right? (writing)
Kenji: Yes.
[writing: Plainly]
Nino: He'd gobble it up.
[Announcer: Before announcing the homework everyone will test TamuKen's yakiniku. The owner will grill the shop's most popular items
himself, the special skirt steak and salted edge steak, and everyone will have some.]
Kenji: Um ne, this is for one person-
Ogura: About 120 grams? (writing)
Kenji: Um, is it okay if I call one of my employees? (writing)
Nino: Owner!
[writing: Are you really the owner?]
Nino: Owner!
Kenji: I don't know that kind of thing! Asking me the grams...
Aiba: Really?
Sho: Please just grill it owner.
Kenji: This is the edge steak, the salted edge steak right.
Ohno: Thin huh. (writing)
Aiba: Eh, TamuKen have you ever grilled it and served at your restaurant like this?
Kenji: Eh, well sometimes people have me grill it for them, but just now someone said 'thin huh' in a small voice huh?
[writing: unthinkingly ne...]
Kenji: Criticism??
Nino: He likes it thin. (writing)
Kenji: You like it thin huh?
Ohno: I do.
Kenji: Then you should add that part on. If you didn't like it thin...it really is thin. (writing)
Ohno: It's super super thin.
Kenji: Why am I this angry? Giving a manager's speech. (writing) What is this??
Jun: So that means this is the thinness that you serve it at the restaurant ne?
Kenji: Uh, yeah... (writing)
Ogura: This is really small.
Ohno: This is small after all.
Ogura: Can you eat it now...?
Kenji: It's good now, it's good now.
Sho: So then who should start?
Nino: Why don't we have Ogu-san eat it?
Sho: Start with Ogu-san.
Jun: Ogu-san, you've had a yakiniku restaurant ne?
Sho: Isn't this evaluation kind of harsh?
Ogura: It's delicious, delicious.
Aiba: Isn't it good to be told that it's delicious?
Nino: That's good! He doesn't say that much!
Kenji: That's the first time I've heard that kind of disspirited 'delicious' from a gourmet! (writing) I'll have them eat more.
Jun: It's delicious.
Aiba: Delicious? Then I'll have some ne.
Kenji: Isn't your voice kind of quiet? Come in a little closer mike-man. (writing) Their voices are quiet!
Aiba: Ah, yeah, it's salted edge steak... (writing)
Kenji: I've been making a profit and no one's said anything about the menu.
Aiba: Sorry.
Sho: Well... (writing) Well.
Kenji: You don't have to eat anymore. (writing) Sorry.
Nino: It's okay.
Kenji: I'm relying on you!
Nino: Leave it to me. Hah. (writing)
Kenji: hey. Hey! What are you doing laughing through your nose while eating salted edge steak! (writing) Ohno-kun, you like it thin
right?
Ohno: Yeah. It's good isn't it? (writing)
Sho: That was a pass.
Nino: It passed.
kenji: You're the owner?? (writing)
Ohno: it really is delicious.
Kenji: There's still some yet to come, this is popular. That's right, that's right.
Nino: As a comeback.
Sho: Put your heart into it.
Nino: See, everyone's going 'ahh~' again.
Ogura: That's right isn't it.
Kenji: That's right. Because the charcoal's good huh. (writing)
Sho: Not the meat;P
Kenji: This isn't the meat. Alright, who's going to start?
Ogura: Look at this. There's six of us but there's only 5 plates, so eat some. (writing)
Aiba: That's okay, that's okay.
All: No, I'm good, that's okay.
Kenji: No no, it's weird if you don't all eat it together.
Nino: Why don't you eat it TamuKen? (writing)
Kenji: Why?? This really is hell. We're on tv you know! (writing)
Nino: Then let's eat.
Aiba: Let's eat.
Kenji: Put some on it!
Jun: Yes.
Sho: Could it be...
Kenji: Put some on it!
Jun: Yes.
Kenji: Everyone's watching!
Jun: Yes. Thanks for the food.
Sho: The weight of 15 years...;P
Jun: Sweet!
[writing: Sweet yakiniku??]
Sho: Sweet?
Kenji: That's messed up, eating yakiniku and saying it's sweet!
Nino: I want to eat it. (writing)
Kenji: What part of that made you want to eat it?
Nino: he said it's sweet.
Sho: Saying that yakiniku is sweet- owner, watch out!
Kenji: Saying things like it's sweet, or spicy...
Ogura: Osaka likes sweet things.
Nino: Sweet. (writing)
Sho: Sweet?
Nino: I'm not sure about sweet yakiniku...
Sho: I think it works.
Jun: I think it works.
Ohno: Sweet. (writing)
Sho: This is delicious.
Kenji: It's delicious isn't it! See!
Sho: But it's thin.
Kenji: That's right huh.
Sho: But it was delicious.
Ohno: The side steak thing was delicious.
Kenji: Since side steak is incredibly popular right now it's hard to get ahold of.
Sho: Ah, is that so.
Kenji: So maintaining this level of quality is a lot of work. (writing) Depending on the power put into the side steak you can see
the restaurant's good or bad qualities ne.
Sho: keeping it the same everyday...
Kenji: That's right.
Jun: I'm sorry, is it okay if I ask you something?
Kenji: What?
Jun: Are you an entertainer? (writing) or are you a yakiniku restauranteur?
Kenji: Right now I'm completely a yakiniku restauranteur. (writing)
[Announcer: Well then, tonight's homework. We'll introduce a menu that will make TamuKen, owner of a yakiniku restaurant, want to goble
it up.]
Ohno: First of all wehave Roppongi's Choushi's high class yakiniku. Here you go!
All: Uwa~!
Nino: What is this??
Ogura: This is marbled.
Nino: Where?
Ogura: From the shoulder.
Ohno: It's marbled.
Kenji: You know, it's not good bringing a major leaguer to a sandlot baseball game. (writing)
Sho: About how much is this?
Ohno: 10, 500 yen.
Sho: Ehhh!
Kenji: This is amzing! Even just looking at it is amazing ne.
Ohno: It's enough just to sear this.
Kenji: This is beautiful meat.
Sho: Owner-san, how long should we cook this?
Ohno: Yeah, I don't know either. (writing)
Kenji: Before the commercial you were saying I was hopeless, who's the one who's hopeless! (writing)
Sho: This person didn't say anything!
Nino: You were barbequeing it right? (writing)
Aiba: That's why you were saying it was okay to grill it right? Ne.
Jun: This is barbequeue grilling?
Sho: You barbequeue Ohno-kun? (writing)
Ohno: I lvoe barbequeueing! (writing)
[writing: Static]
Aiba: Got it;P
Sho: Something appears to have rubbed you the wrong way;P
Ogura: This is salt and wasabi huh.
Ohno: Ah, that's right.
Kenji: You're cutting it incredibly luxuriously!
Sho: That looks delicious ne.
Nino: takuKen-san, you should definitely eat some.
Ogura: Eat some, eat some.
Kenji: A little salt is good.
Sho: Did you devour it?
Kenji: This is meat! (writing)
Jun: So what was that earlier?
Kenji: Isn't it a meat-like thing? (writing)
Sho: It really is delicious!
Kenji: There's flavor in the meat itself.
Sho: Yeah, it's that salty.
Kenji: You don't need anything. See. He just took a huge bite.
ogura: Extremely tasty. This is extremely tasty.
Aiba: it's true, this is the first time I've had this.
Sho: Delicious~.
Aiba: That's right, that's right.
[writing: It's so delicious they're moved by it]
Sho: This is delicious huh.
Nino: Super tasty!
Sho: uwa~! This, this is tasty!
Kenji: Is it okay if I get you to stick that shot in the earlier part? (writing)
Jun: This is delicious!
Ogura: it's delicious right;P
Kenji: It's completely different! (writing)
Jun: Eh??
Kenji: Our meat looks incredibly hopeless! This is no good!
Aiba: Then let's go on to the next one.
Sho: I'm looking forward to the next one ne.
Ohno: next ne, is this one here!
Kenji: What is this?
Jun: Amazing. Foie gras?
Ohno: This time the chef is going to present it.
Sho: Chef!
Shutou: Your favor please.
Sho: Your favor please.
Jun: This looks delicious huh~.
Kenji: Could this be stone-cooked bibimbap?
Shutou: That's right.
Ogura: Bibimbap- they're using foie gras in stone-cooked bibimbap. (writing)
Shutou: We put on the oil that comes out of the foie gras. (writing)
Nino: Put that on.
Kenji: That egg's a good egg huh!
Ogura: It's a good color ne.
Kenji: it's a good color, uwa~. Why is it right in front of us?
Sho: We're going to have some of this too.
Nino: Ohno-san's going to test it after all. It's an unusual bibimbap after all...
Kenji: That's for sure huh.
Nino: So we might need him.
Kenji: He has influence ne.
Sho: That looks delicious~.
Aiba: Onions are tasty too ne.
Nino: That's great ne.
Aiba: Great ne.
Shutou: I'm just going to put on the special sauce.
Jun: Ah, now this is luxurious huh~.
Ogura: So now he's going to mix it together.
ShutoU: Just break it apart.
Ogura: Since this is a luxury I think the regular members should eat it. (writing)
Kenji: No no, the guest is wearing an eye-catching outfit. (writing)
Sho: Ah, that's great huh~.
Kenji: Delicious.
Ogura: Delicious huh.
Jun: This'll definitely be delicious. Um, unfortunately there's only 6 bowls. (writing)
Sho: Let's do paper-rock-scissors, paper-rock-scissors.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors! It's a tie!
Kenji: Alright!! Alright~!
Jun: Only one more gets to eat. (writing)
Nino: So Riidaa and Ogu-san and TamuKen.
KenjiL No, I won!
Jun: Please don't tell lies. (writing)
Kenji: I won!
Nino: That's a lie!
Kenji: Take a look at the VTR!
Nino: What just came out there?
Aiba: Drool. (writing)
Kenji: I won!
Nino: Okay, do over, do over. (writing) Riidaa and-
Kenji: We're doing it over?
Nino: Riidaa and Ogu-san and TamuKen-
Kenji: I don't get these rules at all! (writing)
Nino: TamuKen-san, paper-rock-scissors.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
Nino: Yes! Okay, the two of you.
Aiba: Here we go. The two of you.
KenjiL I really don't get this.
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
[writing: TamuKen wins in the end]
Sho: He won;P
Aiba: Why did you lose Riidaa??
Kenji: It's not delicious is it... Cut, cut.(writing)
All: Ready, and- paper-rock-scissors!
[writingL Lost again...]
Nino: So that means TamuKen-san gets to eat!
Kenji: Alright~!!
Sho: So let's eat I guess.
kenji: Sorry.
Nino: Sorry;P
Kenji: This is amazing. Bibimbap like this- this isn't bibimbap.
Jun: He's becoming unable to talk.
Kenji: This is delicious! This is amazing! There's still oil coming out, it's an unexpectedly strong flavor.
Aiba: Amazing ne!
Ogura: Delicious.
Jun: Delicious! This is delicious!
Aiba: The nori and onions go incredibly well together.
Sho: So, that means that this is the end, but did you get a good sampling? (writing)
Kenji: Well I sampled it, but since they're high prices... (writing)
Sho: Eh? So does that mean you didn't enjoy it?
Kenji: No, it's not like that at all!
Nino: So you want to go home now? (writing)
Kenji: I don't want to go home! I'm staying here tonight. I'm staying here. (writing)
Sho: Well then, Ogu-san, the next homework if you please.
Ogura: Yes. Tamura Kenji-san's image homework: what did you do last night?
Sho: We'd like to introduce the images from the audience, matsumoto-kun, if you please~.
Jun: Yes. Thgis is from Naniwa's Shuuken-san. Last night Tamura-san thought up a yakiniku menu while trying to think up character
ideas. (writing)
Kenji: But that really does happen huh~.
Aiba: Well, TamuKen-san's famous 'teehee~', when did you create that? (writing)
Kenji: Ah, that was...my son gave that to me.
Sho: Ah, is that so??
Aiba: Ehh??
Kenji: Well, he's in 3rd grade right now, but I guess when he was in kindergarten. "Papa's a comedian but he doesn't have any weapons."
(writing)
Sho: 3rd grader;P
Kenji: He said 'I thought up a gag, so I'll give it to you'. I was like 'what is it?' and the kid suddenly went 'teehee~'. It was super
super funny! I told him 'you're giving it to me so don't do it in kindergarten again!'. (writing) The 'teehee~' is kind of
dangerous.
Sho: Is that so?
Kenji: Ne.
Jun: Is that so?
Kenji: When I told my son to think up something new that kid told me 'I can't do it that easily'. (writing)
Nino: So you don't have any new gags?
Kenji: But he doesn't give me any so I don't have any. (writing)
Aiba: But shouldn't you think them up Tamuken-san?
Jun: I mean, if you have time to think up a yakiniku menu please think up sketches. (writing)
Sho: That's right.
Kenji: I'm sorry, Matsumoto-kun, could you stop giving me advice? (writing)
Sho: Since when have you been doing the lion dance?
Kenji: I guess it was about 3 or 4 years ago.
Sho: That's fairly prevalent lately ne.
Kenji: That's right, that's right. But I had no diea the lion dance would have this much of a future. Getting this to the lcoal areas
is a lot of trouble. On airplanes and such. (writing)
Ogura: Ah, that's right.
Jun: I see ne.
Kenji: I got called home. And the customs official was like 'what is this exactly?'. 'There's a head unlike I've ever seen showing up'.
(writing)
Sho: on the x-ray machine!
Kenji: Yeah, on the x-ray machine.
Sho: So when you take off the lion dance head there's letters on you. Why did you start doing that?
Kenji: Really, to begin with I wrote 'the god of story-telling'. (writing) They told me I wasn't a storyteller at all so this was to
help out, but I got really tired of it. So then I thought that if I wrote something it would be funny, and it just grew from
there.
Jun: Is there a lot of that kind of pattern? (writing)
Kenji: There is. There's a lot of them ne.
Sho: Something that's went over well before now.
Kenji: Okay, okay. First of all ne, this one. This one is my most famous piece. (writing) Nessie's out there. That would have gone over well huh~.
It even went over well now.
Sho: Nessie?
Nino: Nessie is out there?
Kenji: She is.
Ohno: have you seen her? (writing)
kenji: I haven't. (writing)
Sho: What is that?
Kenji: If you think it's there, then it's there. So saying that 'Nessie's out there' is a message that someone's living with romance.
(writing)
Sho: A message??
Kenji: A message!
Sho: This is a message?
Kenji: That's right!
Sho: So, the next message...
Kenji: I have it~. (writing) Tada! Blessing from the sea. This is great ne. Look at this butt-blossoming sensation. (writing)
Nino: This is flopping... (writing)
Kenji: It's not flopping at all. One person laughed.
[writing: They laughed?]
Jun: There was one?
Kenji: They laughed. they laughed.
Aiba: You don't really have any logical reasoning ne? (writing)
Ogura: Well that's because it's a message, so you don't have to have logical reasoning.
Kenji: That's right. It's just things I want to write. (writing)
Sho: Well, in a way we kind of, ne...
Nino: At least one...
Kenji: You'll do it?
Aiba: Yes! I'll do it! (writing)
Kenji: Okay! Let's go.
Aiba: Let's go, I'll do it.
Kenji: Just wait a sec.
Nino: Okay, back there.
Aiba: Writing?
Nino: Back there, just...
Kenji: Just leave us.
Ogura: Doesn't it kind of feel like we're in a public bath house? (writing)
Nino: With him dressed like that.
Sho: That's right. Everytime Tamura-san passes by me to sit down his ass goes past me like this. (writing)
[writing: In the middle of writing messages]
Sho: it's amazing, his ass is just really plump, really plump. He has a good ass.
Aiba: Since we said it's a message we were thinking about a lot of things. So I thought this might work too. (writing)
Sho: Something new?
Aiba: That's right ne. So, let's finally introduce him, today's guest is Tamura ken-san~!
Kenji: I mixed up sugar and salt~. (writing) Yay~!
[writing: Left nipple]
Kenji: I know! I know! It's been with me for 34 years.
Aiba: This kind of thing works too ne. There's this kind of thing too. It's great ne.
Kenji: This is great! I really like this one! (writing)
Aiba: Really? Please use it somewhere.
Kenji: The left one went over well, so the right one should too. The navel will work. That's the first time it's gone over that well.
(writing)
Nino: Huh? Sho-san's going of his own will? (writing)
Sho: Yeah, that's right.
[writing: Has confidence?]
Aiba: This is a rare sensation, this determined air.
Sho: Don't raise the bar any higher. (writing)
Nino: That's amazing ne.
Aiba: Yeah, I mean, we always have to bug Sho-chan to experience things right?
Jun: That's right.
Aiba: Saying 'do it, do it'.
Jun: Today he's going himself.
Aiba: He's going himself.
Nino: But when he sends off something himself the pattern seems to be that it flops for the most part... (writing)
Sho: Yay, okay~! Yay, ok-k-kay~! Well then, today's guest is Tamura Kenji-san, come on out~!
Kenji: I thought it was the cops but it was a security guard~. (writing) Eh~, it's graffiti time!
Audience: Eh~. (writing)
Kenji: Hey, I just flopped! It's Sho isn't it! It's Sakurai-kun! (writing) It's not me, don't say it is! Don't say it's me! You didn't
do a good enough job!
Sho: That's not true. (writing)
Kenji: Wrong!
Sho: TamuKen-san, please write it one more time. (writing)
Kenji: This is a trial, a trial. (writing) This right now is a trial.
Aiba: Being tried by TamuKen-san, that would be tougher.
Jun: That would ne.
Nino: Please give us the one you feel most confident about!
Kenji: If I had confidence I'd be selling more! (writing) I'm done~!
All: Okay!
Sho: Then, I'll introduce them, today's guest is Tamura Kenji-san, come on out~!
Kenji: Douki married Norika~. (writing)
[writing: There's no end to shaving]
Kenji: Of course it would turn out this way. This is the first time I've flopped this much... (writing) Although I think that it was
Sakurai-kun's fault to begin with~.
Jun: By thw way, what does that mean? (writing)
Kenji: Well, with that, just when you've thought 'that's good enough', it pops out again.
Aiba: Ah, so true, so true.
Nino: So, next ne. (writing)
Kenji: This is the worst. (writing)
Nino: Here's a letter from Osaka's Kencoba Love-san.
Kenji: I hate Kencoba Love, hate it! I flopped that much...
Nino: Last night TamuKen-san felt the limits of the solo world and searched for a partner. (writing)
Kenji: I'm feeling it right now.
Sho: When was your very first debut? (writing)
Kenji: That ne, the first time, when I was in 11th grade I appeared on Kin-chan's Costume grand Prize. They said that if you got past
something called the rolling cluth hole you'd see Superman's flying figure. Since only the side of your face was shown I only
made the side. Kin-chan was like 'what are you doing?' He took the sideways one and faced it back to front. (writing) Then
Shin-san, Yamaamoto Shinya-san criticised me and said I had to make something better.
Sho: They criticised you.
Kenji: They criticised me. That's how it was.
Sho: We actually have the VTR. (writing)
Kenji: You're kidding!
Nino: We do.
Kenji: Seriously??
Sho: This is Tamuken-san facing the screen on the right side.
[Announcer: After this, TamuKen makes an unbelievable careless remark to Kin-chan?]
Sho: This is Tamuken-san facing the screen on the right side. Please take a look.
[Announcer: Pay attention to tamuKen's cheeky careless remark.]
Other guy: Ally of justice, Su-man!
kenji: Pa-man!
Other guy: With the two of us...Superman!
Kenji: How about it? It's amazing isn't it?
Sho: Amazing. This is amazing.
Kenji: No, don't face forward, don't face us forward!
Kin: The one who wants to speak is director Yamamoto Shinya.
Shinya: That's not Superman's face!
Kin: This?
Shinya: It should be a little more...
other guy: Please look at the eyebrows kin-chan. (writing)
Kin: Eyebrows.
Other guy: We made them really detailed.
Shinya: Saying that they made them detailed, it sucks so it's no good! (writing)
Sho: he got really- he got really mad! Shouldn't you apologize? (writing) To Kin-chan-san.
Kenji: Me?? (writing) This show is kind of messed up isn't it, the paper-rock-scissors too.
[writing: It's messed up?]
Nino: It was kind of cheeky though...it's not like you were older than him. So saying Kin-chan, please take a look', I mean it's Kin-chan after all.
[Announcer: After this, TamuKen apologizes to Kin-chan.]
Kenji: Well, I guess I'll make some sort of apology. (writing) Kin-chan, I was naive, sorreehee~.
Ogura: he's an idiot ne.
Sho: Acutally ne, the show is now heading into the ending. (writing)
Kenji: That's an incredible way to close it off.
Ogura: He's interesting ne.
Sho: Yeah, interesting.
Ogura: Um, you don't flop ne? (writing)
Kenji: Yes! (writing)
Nino: That was amazing! That 'yes' just now was amazing!
[Announcer: This week's honor student is Yakinikun-san who submitted the marbled Chateaubriand. We're doing a call for unusual and
delicious curry and hotpot. And, 'what did you do last night?' for Funakoshi Eiichirou-san, please expand on your images!]
Kenji: bye teehee~.
What an amusing characterXDD And he got his catchphrase from a 7 year old;P I can see that well...;) And I love Aiba's writing suggestion, it's so perfectly himXDD And Sho's too...but really, that's not even writing;P But boy did that bibimbap look good~O_o And poor ohno didn't even get to eat any, he really does suck at jankenXDDD
And I was tagged for this meme ages ago, so sorry to take so long to fulfill it;P
1. If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
I'd probably yell and cry at the same time, and then cut all ties with them>_< I don't need someone untrustworthy in my life...
2. What would you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
Ooh, that's hard. Usually I avoid the person because I don't want to accidentally make them think I do like them. Or I'll try to make it clear by my body language and talk, so that they won't get the wrong impression...but I always feel bad^^;
3. What will your dream wedding be like?
You know, I only started thinking about it recently...;P But I saw a dress in a store window yesterday that I really wanted<3 Cream with gold embroidery...I'd want it somewhere near nature, although not necessarily outside. Maybe a flower conservatory:3 But all that really matters is that it's with the person I loveX3
4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Not really. Only as to how I will get there. I know what I want, or at least I have an idea...it's just figuring out the path to take that I need to do, and that's part of the journey ne?;)
5. What's your ideal lover like?
Someone who listens to me and remembers what I've said, who takes care of me but respects my independence, funny, smart, a little bit of a bad boy, cute, tender, strong...makes me happy just ebing with them^^
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
Honestly, I'm a selfish person, so I have to say being loved by someone. To me that can be the most wonderful thing in the worldX3 Loving someone is almost as good though;)
7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
Well...I have waited, and it never worked out:S I think if they rejected me at first I might wait and see what happens for a few weeks, but after that I couldn't bear it so I'd forget about them and find someone who does appreciate me.
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
If I was their friend I would stay their friend and wait and see...if I was not their friend I would probably just try to forget about it, because waiting is so hard...
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Well, there are always many things that make us unhappy...but worrying that someone you care about will leave you soon, that I can admit to most right now.
10. What do you want most in life?
Happiness. Not the fleeting, ephemeral kind, but the lasting sweet joy that lifts your heart likea cloud in the wind:3
11. Is being tagged fun?
Yes;P Shows somebody cares;) And I tend to take any excuse to talk about ymself unfortunatelyXDD
12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, how would you react?
I would probably go into shock and hide for awhile, then come out and have nothing to do with either of them ever again. If they couldn't care about my feelings enough to stop or try to explain to me first then they aren't worth keeping.
13. Who is currently the most important person to you?
Right now, myself.
14. What kind of person do you think I am?
Well, since 3 people tagged me...XD
Yuckie-chan is a very strong and powerful person who has a wonderful hidden kindness. She works hard at everything, and will surely achieve her dreams because of it.
Techni-teddy is a very cute girl who hides herself but is actually very fun-loving and interesting.
Laurachan2 is very sweet and thoughtful, and has a very analytical mind.
And all 3 of them are very creative and articulate, very fascinating and darling girls=)
15. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
I think married and poor...I can't bear the loneliness, and if you were single and rich you'd always be wondering if someone was interested in you because of your money>_<
16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do/how would you react?
Try and get closer to them, make myself interesting and fun, do nice things for them:)
17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
I have in the past...I don't know if I can anymore, but I want to...
18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one who was the sweetest and most attentive with me:3
19. What type of friends do you like?
The kind who stick with me through everything and don't mind listening to me ramble on and on about things;P The kind I can always have fun with and where we can support each other^^
20. If you played a prank on someone, and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
Laugh really hardXDD Then make sure they weren't upset, maybe make it up to them;P
Hmm, my turn to tag....tenjostyle, lovablemaachan, melirose, baka_power, apple1881, winkychan, yumenoko, heixin=) Have fun~XD
Well, no article this week cause I've been so busy, and things will only get worse from here because I have an assignment due next Monday and a paper due on the following Thursday, and I haven't started either yet>_< Plus finals are coming...and no, not my last exams ever, just my final exams for this yearXD Agh, I'm so ready for this semester to be over, bring on the free time! I suddenly have so many things I want to do with it...:3 Take care and have a great week everyone!^^ Let's keep moving forward~:)
私の心はもう奪われちゃったみたいです。。。