EXO Random Drabbles #2
Title: Whack
Prompt: Eyelid
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
A/N: Because I really really love Kris and Chanyeol together.
The stylists hate putting eyeliner on Chanyeol, because the moment they spread the black gel on his eyelids, he purposely opens his eyes and ruins their perfectly created "wings and arches". They sincerely wish he could be more like Baekhyun, who doesn't even flinch when they run a pencil through his waterline. See his eyes in the History MV? Yeah, they were the ones who made him fabulous, bitches.
Chanyeol gets painfully whacked in the ass (with Tao's murder weapon stick) by their manager for being stubborn, but he can't help it. He hates make-up, and he doesn't care if he won't look as fabulous as Baekhyun unless he keeps his lids under control. He can open his eyes whenever he wants to, damn it!
Minutes before their photoshoot for their mini album, one of the make-up artists insist that Chanyeol needs eyeliner and mascara. He refuses, because he believes his eyes are big enough to be seen from miles away.
This time, though, Kris whacks him instead of their manager. "Get your nonexistent ass on a fucking chair right now."
Chanyeol wants to argue that he isn't as flat as Sehun (the back not the front), but the look Kris sends him makes him shiver. So he sits down like a good dongsaeng and forces a smile.
"Close your eyes."
He does so, wondering what Kris has in store for him. He feels something move over his right eye lid and attempts to open his eyes again.
Kris stops him by pressing his lips against Chanyeol's.
His eyes remain shut, and he smiles giddily into their kiss. But then he suddenly remembers that the other members were still in the room and decides Kris must really like him if he was brave enough to kiss him in front everybody. He doesn't notice that something is quickly swiped over his left eyelid.
Chanyeol later realizes that his hyung used quick-dry eyeliner on him so it couldn't come off no matter what he did and that they hadn't really kissed. Apparently, Kris had fat fingers that felt incredibly soft.
Title: A Finger and A Hole
Prompt: Dry Eyes
Pairing: Kai/Luhan
A/N: OMG I finally made something with Kai/Luhan in it. SO HAPPY~
Luhan can't remember the last time he had junk food. He misses stuffing his mouth with chili hotdogs and juicy cheeseburgers that would undoubtedly clog his arteries and give him a heart attack one day. SM's detoxification diet of water and vegetables was driving him insane. But their manager would kill him (with Tao's murder weapon stick) if he ever dared to go near a fast food joint.
Chen somehow finds out about his cravings and sneaks out of the dorm to buy him a burger. Lay smells it from his room and burns it before their manager could find out.
The two members of EXO-M grieve over the trashcan for a few hours.
The next day, Luhan wakes up with terribly red, dry eyes. Lay blames himself for his friend's predicament and promises to take care of him until his eyes return to normal. EXO-K later visits them to see how he's doing.
Kai is the first to enter his room. He gives his hyung a donut with an unusually small hole. It looked like chocolate, but his blurry eyes (that could barely open) couldn't really tell.
Luhan doesn't think twice before shoving the whole thing into his mouth, which Kai reacts to in horror. "Hyung, no!!!"
His molars almost shatter from biting into something hard. He winces in pain and inserts a finger into his oral cavity.
"Please don't choke to death. Please don't choke to death. Please don't choke to death," Kai chants, supporting Luhan's back into a sitting position.
His finger emerges with a silver ring (and plenty of saliva) around to it. Luhan looks at Kai with a sly smile and whispers something in his ear.
Lay puts twenty chili peppers into Kai's bowl of kimchi stew that night for making him witness things he wasn't supposed to. How could they not know that he'd been in the room the entire time?
Title: Cooking Magic
Prompt: Potato
Pairing: Suho/D.O
A/N: I find D.O cute. This time, it's an AU drabble.
Joonmyun gets dozens of gifts everyday, and Kyungsoo wants to impress him with his cooking skills.
They don't talk in school often, but when they do, Joonmyun is as kind to him as ever. Kyungsoo wonders if the senior knows he likes him.
He finally decides to cook something for Joonmyun one day, so he boils an unpeeled potato and packs it in a plastic container. Kyungsoo is an expert at boiling. In fact, he can boil almost anything and turn it into a delicious meal.
Joonmyun receives his gift during lunch the next day and accepts it with a wide smile. Several girls push Kyungsoo away and give the senior their homemade cakes and cookies. He sees how beautifully their gifts are decorated, and suddenly, he no longer feels as confident with his own cooking.
His last class ends at 4 pm, and Kyungsoo rushes off to see his crush and ask if he enjoyed the potato.
To his surprise, he finds Joonmyun in an empty classroom, ruthlessly throwing away the gifts he received one by one in a nearby trashcan. Kyungsoo feels his chest ache, afraid to see his potato be tossed with the other gifts. He wants to look away, but his masochistic mind is forcing his body to watch.
Joonmyun stops to carefully observe the plastic container, and his expression softens while carefully returning Kyungsoo's gift into his backpack.
Later that week, Joonmyun gives Kyungsoo a boiled corn cob.
Title: Marry Who?
Prompt: Bodyguard
Pairing: Kris/Tao
A/N: Because a certain someone asked for this. AU again.
Wu Fan only meets his bride on the day of their wedding, and she is nothing he had expected her to be. His mother had described her as petite and graceful, shy but pretty. Instead, she was incredibly tall and...well...oh, who the fucking hell was she trying to fool?
The girl standing next to him in the alter was obviously a man. A MAN. IN A DRESS. WITH A WIG. Why wasn't anyone reacting to this?
He glances at his father (who made him marry his business partner's daughter for the good of their company) with a questioning look. The old man gives him a 'if you don't go through this, I will kill you' look. Afterall, Wu Fan was only his father's pawn. He had no say whatsoever in this union (other than a quick 'I do').
Wu Fan knows his parents are up to something and lets things slide for the moment. Divorce was always an option, when whatever they were planning was finally over.
Their wedding night is nothing but awkward, and Wu Fan tries his best not to throw up, when his wife emerges in a night gown. He gets drunk over wine that night and thankfully doesn't remember anything the next day.
Months later, he finds out that the person his parents forced him to marry was assigned to protect him from danger at all costs, by an anonymous millionaire for reasons unknown. Suddenly, all the weeks of being rescued by his wife from gang leaders, evil business men, corrupt senators, and assassination attempts made sense. Nobody knew of this though (not even his mother and father), and only Wu Fan had known that she was a he.
He also learns that his wife's real name is Hwang Zitao, and he is discharged from the hospital, after getting hit by a bullet meant for Wu Fan, clad in male clothing and without a wig.
Wu Fan decides he doesn't want a divorce anymore.
Prompt: Eyelid
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
A/N: Because I really really love Kris and Chanyeol together.
The stylists hate putting eyeliner on Chanyeol, because the moment they spread the black gel on his eyelids, he purposely opens his eyes and ruins their perfectly created "wings and arches". They sincerely wish he could be more like Baekhyun, who doesn't even flinch when they run a pencil through his waterline. See his eyes in the History MV? Yeah, they were the ones who made him fabulous, bitches.
Chanyeol gets painfully whacked in the ass (with Tao's murder weapon stick) by their manager for being stubborn, but he can't help it. He hates make-up, and he doesn't care if he won't look as fabulous as Baekhyun unless he keeps his lids under control. He can open his eyes whenever he wants to, damn it!
Minutes before their photoshoot for their mini album, one of the make-up artists insist that Chanyeol needs eyeliner and mascara. He refuses, because he believes his eyes are big enough to be seen from miles away.
This time, though, Kris whacks him instead of their manager. "Get your nonexistent ass on a fucking chair right now."
Chanyeol wants to argue that he isn't as flat as Sehun (the back not the front), but the look Kris sends him makes him shiver. So he sits down like a good dongsaeng and forces a smile.
"Close your eyes."
He does so, wondering what Kris has in store for him. He feels something move over his right eye lid and attempts to open his eyes again.
Kris stops him by pressing his lips against Chanyeol's.
His eyes remain shut, and he smiles giddily into their kiss. But then he suddenly remembers that the other members were still in the room and decides Kris must really like him if he was brave enough to kiss him in front everybody. He doesn't notice that something is quickly swiped over his left eyelid.
Chanyeol later realizes that his hyung used quick-dry eyeliner on him so it couldn't come off no matter what he did and that they hadn't really kissed. Apparently, Kris had fat fingers that felt incredibly soft.
Title: A Finger and A Hole
Prompt: Dry Eyes
Pairing: Kai/Luhan
A/N: OMG I finally made something with Kai/Luhan in it. SO HAPPY~
Luhan can't remember the last time he had junk food. He misses stuffing his mouth with chili hotdogs and juicy cheeseburgers that would undoubtedly clog his arteries and give him a heart attack one day. SM's detoxification diet of water and vegetables was driving him insane. But their manager would kill him (with Tao's murder weapon stick) if he ever dared to go near a fast food joint.
Chen somehow finds out about his cravings and sneaks out of the dorm to buy him a burger. Lay smells it from his room and burns it before their manager could find out.
The two members of EXO-M grieve over the trashcan for a few hours.
The next day, Luhan wakes up with terribly red, dry eyes. Lay blames himself for his friend's predicament and promises to take care of him until his eyes return to normal. EXO-K later visits them to see how he's doing.
Kai is the first to enter his room. He gives his hyung a donut with an unusually small hole. It looked like chocolate, but his blurry eyes (that could barely open) couldn't really tell.
Luhan doesn't think twice before shoving the whole thing into his mouth, which Kai reacts to in horror. "Hyung, no!!!"
His molars almost shatter from biting into something hard. He winces in pain and inserts a finger into his oral cavity.
"Please don't choke to death. Please don't choke to death. Please don't choke to death," Kai chants, supporting Luhan's back into a sitting position.
His finger emerges with a silver ring (and plenty of saliva) around to it. Luhan looks at Kai with a sly smile and whispers something in his ear.
Lay puts twenty chili peppers into Kai's bowl of kimchi stew that night for making him witness things he wasn't supposed to. How could they not know that he'd been in the room the entire time?
Title: Cooking Magic
Prompt: Potato
Pairing: Suho/D.O
A/N: I find D.O cute. This time, it's an AU drabble.
Joonmyun gets dozens of gifts everyday, and Kyungsoo wants to impress him with his cooking skills.
They don't talk in school often, but when they do, Joonmyun is as kind to him as ever. Kyungsoo wonders if the senior knows he likes him.
He finally decides to cook something for Joonmyun one day, so he boils an unpeeled potato and packs it in a plastic container. Kyungsoo is an expert at boiling. In fact, he can boil almost anything and turn it into a delicious meal.
Joonmyun receives his gift during lunch the next day and accepts it with a wide smile. Several girls push Kyungsoo away and give the senior their homemade cakes and cookies. He sees how beautifully their gifts are decorated, and suddenly, he no longer feels as confident with his own cooking.
His last class ends at 4 pm, and Kyungsoo rushes off to see his crush and ask if he enjoyed the potato.
To his surprise, he finds Joonmyun in an empty classroom, ruthlessly throwing away the gifts he received one by one in a nearby trashcan. Kyungsoo feels his chest ache, afraid to see his potato be tossed with the other gifts. He wants to look away, but his masochistic mind is forcing his body to watch.
Joonmyun stops to carefully observe the plastic container, and his expression softens while carefully returning Kyungsoo's gift into his backpack.
Later that week, Joonmyun gives Kyungsoo a boiled corn cob.
Title: Marry Who?
Prompt: Bodyguard
Pairing: Kris/Tao
A/N: Because a certain someone asked for this. AU again.
Wu Fan only meets his bride on the day of their wedding, and she is nothing he had expected her to be. His mother had described her as petite and graceful, shy but pretty. Instead, she was incredibly tall and...well...oh, who the fucking hell was she trying to fool?
The girl standing next to him in the alter was obviously a man. A MAN. IN A DRESS. WITH A WIG. Why wasn't anyone reacting to this?
He glances at his father (who made him marry his business partner's daughter for the good of their company) with a questioning look. The old man gives him a 'if you don't go through this, I will kill you' look. Afterall, Wu Fan was only his father's pawn. He had no say whatsoever in this union (other than a quick 'I do').
Wu Fan knows his parents are up to something and lets things slide for the moment. Divorce was always an option, when whatever they were planning was finally over.
Their wedding night is nothing but awkward, and Wu Fan tries his best not to throw up, when his wife emerges in a night gown. He gets drunk over wine that night and thankfully doesn't remember anything the next day.
Months later, he finds out that the person his parents forced him to marry was assigned to protect him from danger at all costs, by an anonymous millionaire for reasons unknown. Suddenly, all the weeks of being rescued by his wife from gang leaders, evil business men, corrupt senators, and assassination attempts made sense. Nobody knew of this though (not even his mother and father), and only Wu Fan had known that she was a he.
He also learns that his wife's real name is Hwang Zitao, and he is discharged from the hospital, after getting hit by a bullet meant for Wu Fan, clad in male clothing and without a wig.
Wu Fan decides he doesn't want a divorce anymore.