EXO Random Drabbles #1
Title: Don't Scowl
Prompt: Minute Maid
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
A/N: I do not know EXO that well yet, so the stories I made have only a touch of reality in them.
Out of all the members of EXO, only Chanyeol knew how to make Kris smile - a smile that's almost impossible to capture. Because Kris ends up scowling, when people force him to "say cheese".
Fans have seen their teaser photos, and most of them are saying EXO's image looks snobby and mean.
It's true
Kris really is a snob, and he is very fond of scowling at everyone.
Tao may look like a serial killer, but Kris actually has the violent tendencies of one. Chanyeol only found out about this by accident.
One day, while he and Kris were alone in the dorm, Chanyeol had witnessed how his bandmate murdered a bottle of Minute Maid, out of the frustration of his inability to twist open the cap. Every single drop of orange juice was splattered on the floor like blood, and that was the first time Chanyeol saw Kris cry.
Not because of the messy floor. He knew that wasn't the reason.
SM had been putting too much pressure on Kris recently. With their debut coming up, he had to quickly make up for the things he lacked. As the image, he had to take acting lessons that usually lasted until morning. He had to have his hair colored more than five times, because the production team didn't like how each color came out. He was forced to become a rapper, when he desperately wanted to be in the vocals line with Luhan and Chen. He was even threatened to be kicked out of the group, if he didn't stop eating fried rice - his favorite food. Worst of all, his dancing was (as their manager stated), not as good as the other members', and the choreographer was furious about needing to change his choreography again and again just so that Kris could keep up.
So Chanyeol could understand where all Kris's negative energy and/or violence was coming from.
After practice that day, Chanyeol bought a bottle of Minute Maid and left it outside Kris's room. He knocked on the door and stealthily hid behind the couch just to see what would happen.
Kris opened the door moments later, scowling like he always did, and spotted the bottle of the floor. He picked it up and found a note attached to it.
If you need someone to open something for you, just ask me, okay? I'm an expert!
-Chanyeol :)
Kris noticed that the orange juice bottle had been opened previously and twisted closed a bit loosely. Unconsciously, his lips curled into a smile.
And that's how you make Kris smile, Chanyeol thought brightly.
Title: Luhan-noona
Prompt: Validity
Pairing: none, slight Kai/LuHan (if you have the eyes of a ninja)
A/N: D.O was not harmed in the making of this fic.
One fine spring day, Tao sees Luhan shirtless and swears he saw boobs.
Xiu Min questions the validity of this information.
Suho is just as doubtful.
Kai doesn't really care, if Luhan was a girl or a boy or an alien or cow or Lee Soo Man or whatever.
Sehun is pretty much convinced.
The issues escalates after days of, "I think I saw a bra strap on Luhan's shoulder!" and "He had pink girl's underwear in his laundry!" So, the boys decide that they have to know the truth once and for all. The easiest strategy they come up with is that one of them has to grab Luhan's chest (in less than 0.8378543571543415362 seconds) and run away.
They nominate D.O for the task, and he hesitantly obliges.
The members hide in the lobby, while their brave vocalist does the deed in their 8th floor dorm room.
He comes down through the elevator 10 minutes later, staring blankly at nothing.
D.O doesn't talk for 2 weeks straight, and when he does, his voice cracks the moment he suddenly started singing the chorus of 'What is Love?'.
They decide they didn't want to know what Luhan's gender was after all.
Tao keeps a straight face throughout the ordeal, but he was laughing at all of them deep down inside.
Title: Good Leader
Prompt: IMCI
Pairing: Suho-centric
A/N: IMCI or Integrated Management of Childhood Illness is a systemic approach developed by UNICEF and WHO that focuses on curing and preventing diseases in children (5 years and younger). It can be found in many book stores all over the world.
Suho is a caring leader.
He's so caring that he buys a book called IMCI to see if his members are sick or not. It already includes treatment plans, so they could save money by skipping trips to the hospital.
The next day, Suho uses the book. He finds out that D.O has malaria. Baekhyun and Kai have mastoiditis. Sehun has dysentery, while Chanyeol is malnourished and anemic. They all have seizures and are abnormally sleepy.
Suho decides that he's an awesome leader and buys them all some beer to celebrate.
Title: Ship
Prompt: UST
Pairing: Baekhyun/Sehun
A/N: I kind of like Baekhyun and Sehun together.
Chen has a strange fascination with Baekhyun and Sehun. He likes seeing the two together, though not in a romantic way.
It is impossible to say Baekhyun and Sehun are gay for each other. Sure, they like eating ramyeon from the same bowl. Sure, they like spending A LOT of time together privately. Sure, they like kissing each other's cheeks, when they think no one's looking. But that's all just brotherly love. They couldn't be homo at all. Just two friends who look (eye candy) good, when they stand side by side.
"Stupid chain mails," Chen grunts, deleting a certain email entitled - UST:College of the Future! Get your free random scholarship now!
Suddenly, a surprising thought enters his mind.
Chen walks out of his room and looks for the other members. They're all out, except Baekhyun and Sehun, who were sitting on the couch watching TV.
His eyes widen, when he sees Baekhyun lower his head into Sehun's lap. Chen chokes on his spit and runs back to his room, traumatized. Horrified, he realizes that the two really were gay for each other, and he was unconsciously shipping them.
Baekhyun is surprised, when Chen's door slams shut out of nowhere but immediately goes back to picking up a piece of candy that fell between Sehun's feet.
"Sehun, stop dropping food all over the floor!"
Title: Children
Prompt: Collar
Pairing: Zhou Mi-centric(?)
A/N: Special appearance by Super Junior's Zhou Mi!!!! :D
Zhou Mi loses a bet and has to babysit his friend Hangeng's son, while the father goes on a week-long business trip in Singapore.
The...thing...arrives with his clothes, looking bored, and Zhou Mi cringes. He never liked children and probably won't be having his own anytime in the near future.
Tao is the little boy's name, and before sending him to his room, Zhou Mi throws a collar and leash for dogs at him. "Wear that. We're going shopping." He knew he would lose the child the moment something interesting caught his attention, so he had to be responsible somehow. Hey, at least he was trying.
The 6 year old refuses to put the collar on and ends up clinging to Zhou Mi's $100 slacks.
He finds it disgusting that the creature's germ-infested fingers were grabbing the clean, expensive material of his clothes. He should have forced the little boy to wear the collar, child abuse be damned.
While walking around the mall, a random guy grabs Zhou Mi's man-purse and makes a run for it.
Tao chases after the snatcher and tackles him to the ground.
The tall male could only watch in awe as the little boy kicked the robber into submission and returned with Zhou Mi's purse as if nothing had happened.
In his eyes, his friend's son had turned into the most adorable thing in the world.
So Tao became his shopping buddy, and Zhou Mi never gave him back to Hangeng ever again.
Prompt: Minute Maid
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
A/N: I do not know EXO that well yet, so the stories I made have only a touch of reality in them.
Out of all the members of EXO, only Chanyeol knew how to make Kris smile - a smile that's almost impossible to capture. Because Kris ends up scowling, when people force him to "say cheese".
Fans have seen their teaser photos, and most of them are saying EXO's image looks snobby and mean.
It's true
Kris really is a snob, and he is very fond of scowling at everyone.
Tao may look like a serial killer, but Kris actually has the violent tendencies of one. Chanyeol only found out about this by accident.
One day, while he and Kris were alone in the dorm, Chanyeol had witnessed how his bandmate murdered a bottle of Minute Maid, out of the frustration of his inability to twist open the cap. Every single drop of orange juice was splattered on the floor like blood, and that was the first time Chanyeol saw Kris cry.
Not because of the messy floor. He knew that wasn't the reason.
SM had been putting too much pressure on Kris recently. With their debut coming up, he had to quickly make up for the things he lacked. As the image, he had to take acting lessons that usually lasted until morning. He had to have his hair colored more than five times, because the production team didn't like how each color came out. He was forced to become a rapper, when he desperately wanted to be in the vocals line with Luhan and Chen. He was even threatened to be kicked out of the group, if he didn't stop eating fried rice - his favorite food. Worst of all, his dancing was (as their manager stated), not as good as the other members', and the choreographer was furious about needing to change his choreography again and again just so that Kris could keep up.
So Chanyeol could understand where all Kris's negative energy and/or violence was coming from.
After practice that day, Chanyeol bought a bottle of Minute Maid and left it outside Kris's room. He knocked on the door and stealthily hid behind the couch just to see what would happen.
Kris opened the door moments later, scowling like he always did, and spotted the bottle of the floor. He picked it up and found a note attached to it.
If you need someone to open something for you, just ask me, okay? I'm an expert!
-Chanyeol :)
Kris noticed that the orange juice bottle had been opened previously and twisted closed a bit loosely. Unconsciously, his lips curled into a smile.
And that's how you make Kris smile, Chanyeol thought brightly.
Title: Luhan-noona
Prompt: Validity
Pairing: none, slight Kai/LuHan (if you have the eyes of a ninja)
A/N: D.O was not harmed in the making of this fic.
One fine spring day, Tao sees Luhan shirtless and swears he saw boobs.
Xiu Min questions the validity of this information.
Suho is just as doubtful.
Kai doesn't really care, if Luhan was a girl or a boy or an alien or cow or Lee Soo Man or whatever.
Sehun is pretty much convinced.
The issues escalates after days of, "I think I saw a bra strap on Luhan's shoulder!" and "He had pink girl's underwear in his laundry!" So, the boys decide that they have to know the truth once and for all. The easiest strategy they come up with is that one of them has to grab Luhan's chest (in less than 0.8378543571543415362 seconds) and run away.
They nominate D.O for the task, and he hesitantly obliges.
The members hide in the lobby, while their brave vocalist does the deed in their 8th floor dorm room.
He comes down through the elevator 10 minutes later, staring blankly at nothing.
D.O doesn't talk for 2 weeks straight, and when he does, his voice cracks the moment he suddenly started singing the chorus of 'What is Love?'.
They decide they didn't want to know what Luhan's gender was after all.
Tao keeps a straight face throughout the ordeal, but he was laughing at all of them deep down inside.
Title: Good Leader
Prompt: IMCI
Pairing: Suho-centric
A/N: IMCI or Integrated Management of Childhood Illness is a systemic approach developed by UNICEF and WHO that focuses on curing and preventing diseases in children (5 years and younger). It can be found in many book stores all over the world.
Suho is a caring leader.
He's so caring that he buys a book called IMCI to see if his members are sick or not. It already includes treatment plans, so they could save money by skipping trips to the hospital.
The next day, Suho uses the book. He finds out that D.O has malaria. Baekhyun and Kai have mastoiditis. Sehun has dysentery, while Chanyeol is malnourished and anemic. They all have seizures and are abnormally sleepy.
Suho decides that he's an awesome leader and buys them all some beer to celebrate.
Title: Ship
Prompt: UST
Pairing: Baekhyun/Sehun
A/N: I kind of like Baekhyun and Sehun together.
Chen has a strange fascination with Baekhyun and Sehun. He likes seeing the two together, though not in a romantic way.
It is impossible to say Baekhyun and Sehun are gay for each other. Sure, they like eating ramyeon from the same bowl. Sure, they like spending A LOT of time together privately. Sure, they like kissing each other's cheeks, when they think no one's looking. But that's all just brotherly love. They couldn't be homo at all. Just two friends who look (eye candy) good, when they stand side by side.
"Stupid chain mails," Chen grunts, deleting a certain email entitled - UST:College of the Future! Get your free random scholarship now!
Suddenly, a surprising thought enters his mind.
Chen walks out of his room and looks for the other members. They're all out, except Baekhyun and Sehun, who were sitting on the couch watching TV.
His eyes widen, when he sees Baekhyun lower his head into Sehun's lap. Chen chokes on his spit and runs back to his room, traumatized. Horrified, he realizes that the two really were gay for each other, and he was unconsciously shipping them.
Baekhyun is surprised, when Chen's door slams shut out of nowhere but immediately goes back to picking up a piece of candy that fell between Sehun's feet.
"Sehun, stop dropping food all over the floor!"
Title: Children
Prompt: Collar
Pairing: Zhou Mi-centric(?)
A/N: Special appearance by Super Junior's Zhou Mi!!!! :D
Zhou Mi loses a bet and has to babysit his friend Hangeng's son, while the father goes on a week-long business trip in Singapore.
The...thing...arrives with his clothes, looking bored, and Zhou Mi cringes. He never liked children and probably won't be having his own anytime in the near future.
Tao is the little boy's name, and before sending him to his room, Zhou Mi throws a collar and leash for dogs at him. "Wear that. We're going shopping." He knew he would lose the child the moment something interesting caught his attention, so he had to be responsible somehow. Hey, at least he was trying.
The 6 year old refuses to put the collar on and ends up clinging to Zhou Mi's $100 slacks.
He finds it disgusting that the creature's germ-infested fingers were grabbing the clean, expensive material of his clothes. He should have forced the little boy to wear the collar, child abuse be damned.
While walking around the mall, a random guy grabs Zhou Mi's man-purse and makes a run for it.
Tao chases after the snatcher and tackles him to the ground.
The tall male could only watch in awe as the little boy kicked the robber into submission and returned with Zhou Mi's purse as if nothing had happened.
In his eyes, his friend's son had turned into the most adorable thing in the world.
So Tao became his shopping buddy, and Zhou Mi never gave him back to Hangeng ever again.