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nuttycrunch

The Other Me

Mar 22, 2006 05:42

I'm not sure when it happened the first time or where it's coming from, but there's a disturbed Southern man living inside of me. His name is Charles, and he talks to my students sometimes. He talks with all of his top teeth exposed - his upper lip tucked firmly away. His eyes stare straight up at the ceiling generally, but when he tries to look ( Read more... )

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tin_lizzy March 22 2006, 14:27:49 UTC

so that's what his name is...;)

hey sweetie - I need to call you back and I haven't :).

nuttycrunch March 23 2006, 00:18:35 UTC

Yes, I have such fun with Charles. I'll be sure to call him out for you next time we're together....

Hope to talk to you soon!!!

dubble_shot March 22 2006, 15:12:48 UTC

Ummm, wow. That is at once hilarious and creepy. Which might be a perfect marriage given your particular job situation. I mean, if you can't LITERALLY check out, you can at least have a stunt double stand in while you collect your sanity. And your kids may well be familiar with multiple personality disorder. Go 'head with your bad self, NuttyChuck!

nuttycrunch March 23 2006, 00:17:50 UTC

I actually played the part again today in my last period, when the REAL me was busy with a pounding headache. It made me feel better. I also claimed a "runaway bride" in the form of a Hmong girl who started making funny faces back at me. I named her Lulu. I was supposed to be observed today, but the Assistant Principal had to cancel. Can you imagine what he would have thought of Charles and his Hmong bride Lulu?

PS - How've you been???

blubberfatality March 23 2006, 16:31:29 UTC

nutty, i don't know who you've been talkin to but it sounds to me like dirty pete done put somethin in youre coffee again...