[One Shot Sho Birthday SP Final Day] 33rd Birthday
Title: 33rd Birthday
Author: octavialao
Genre: Crack, Comedy/Humor, Crazy
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sho/Arashi
Beta: jheili
Summary: It's his birthday and boy, he is in for a big surprise!
What a surprise.
A mischievous guy barged in and claimed the kid he brought was his child.
His face confused and in utter disbelief.
"Hey! I didn't know your cock could do miracles! I stopped having sex on the beach after you got me pregnant. I knew the sea would never bring good" the man said.
A knock on his door produced another man. A tall and smiley man. Holding hands with a crying snotty-face kid in his hand and a dog in tow. Sho's eyes widen when the man said the kid was his. He shook his head and denied it but all the man said, "I think that shellfish we ate before was poisonous. But I didn't regret swallowing you though."
Another ding and Sho stormed towards the door. He was confused and agitated. And it got worst when a beautiful man in luxurious, flashy designer clothes was standing in front of the door.
The man nudged the equally dressed boy he was with inside and muttered, "Uggg! Good thing our kid lives with me. I dread the old man clothes you'll buy for him."
Sho was panicking by then. Three men gathered together claiming he has a kid with them.
"I didn't know you were establishing a harem, Sho-chan. Not enough cock?" The smaller guy, Nino as Sho remembered, spoke.
"I can't believe Makoto has siblings! Yay! It'll be fun!" The overly energetic Masaki said, facing his son.
"Does "unfashionable" runs in the family? I'm not gonna let my son socialize with those two!" Jun whined. Sho shook his head violently.
"Okaaay! All of you! Stop joking around! This ain't funny anymore!" Sho almost screamed.
"Ohayoooo~ Delivery for Sakurai Sho-san!" A voice was heard.
Sho ignored it and fixed his gaze on the kids. He was wondering if those three men were telling the truth.
"Sakurai Sho-saaaaaaaaan~ There's a delivery for yooooou~" the voice called again. Sho stormed towards the door to give the man a piece of his mind. When he opened the door a huge tuna was shoved in his face.
"Ahhhj! Sho-chan! Missed you!" A tanned, short, sleepy man said while reaching for Sho's neck. Sho was stunned.
"Satoshi?" Sho felt something tugged his pajama. He looked down and saw a small tanned boy who was smiling sheepishly at him.
"Happy Birthday Papa!" And held up a puffer fish. "I caught this with Papa Toshi! Eat!"
What a birthday indeed.
A/N: Oh wow! It's Sho's birthday! Just finished writing this one. Hahahaha! can you tell I got nothing cooking in my brain? But still the thought of Sho instantly becoming a father of 4 is funny! LOL. I'm loving this universe. Hope you liked it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOOOOOOOOO!
Author: octavialao
Genre: Crack, Comedy/Humor, Crazy
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sho/Arashi
Beta: jheili
Summary: It's his birthday and boy, he is in for a big surprise!
What a surprise.
A mischievous guy barged in and claimed the kid he brought was his child.
His face confused and in utter disbelief.
"Hey! I didn't know your cock could do miracles! I stopped having sex on the beach after you got me pregnant. I knew the sea would never bring good" the man said.
A knock on his door produced another man. A tall and smiley man. Holding hands with a crying snotty-face kid in his hand and a dog in tow. Sho's eyes widen when the man said the kid was his. He shook his head and denied it but all the man said, "I think that shellfish we ate before was poisonous. But I didn't regret swallowing you though."
Another ding and Sho stormed towards the door. He was confused and agitated. And it got worst when a beautiful man in luxurious, flashy designer clothes was standing in front of the door.
The man nudged the equally dressed boy he was with inside and muttered, "Uggg! Good thing our kid lives with me. I dread the old man clothes you'll buy for him."
Sho was panicking by then. Three men gathered together claiming he has a kid with them.
"I didn't know you were establishing a harem, Sho-chan. Not enough cock?" The smaller guy, Nino as Sho remembered, spoke.
"I can't believe Makoto has siblings! Yay! It'll be fun!" The overly energetic Masaki said, facing his son.
"Does "unfashionable" runs in the family? I'm not gonna let my son socialize with those two!" Jun whined. Sho shook his head violently.
"Okaaay! All of you! Stop joking around! This ain't funny anymore!" Sho almost screamed.
"Ohayoooo~ Delivery for Sakurai Sho-san!" A voice was heard.
Sho ignored it and fixed his gaze on the kids. He was wondering if those three men were telling the truth.
"Sakurai Sho-saaaaaaaaan~ There's a delivery for yooooou~" the voice called again. Sho stormed towards the door to give the man a piece of his mind. When he opened the door a huge tuna was shoved in his face.
"Ahhhj! Sho-chan! Missed you!" A tanned, short, sleepy man said while reaching for Sho's neck. Sho was stunned.
"Satoshi?" Sho felt something tugged his pajama. He looked down and saw a small tanned boy who was smiling sheepishly at him.
"Happy Birthday Papa!" And held up a puffer fish. "I caught this with Papa Toshi! Eat!"
What a birthday indeed.
A/N: Oh wow! It's Sho's birthday! Just finished writing this one. Hahahaha! can you tell I got nothing cooking in my brain? But still the thought of Sho instantly becoming a father of 4 is funny! LOL. I'm loving this universe. Hope you liked it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOOOOOOOOO!