I hope they find semen in my dead grandmother's vagina OR Hey MLK, I had a fucking dream too!

[nusurvivor]

So we watched Sarah Silverman's 'Jesus is Magic' last night, and holy shit, is THAT the most offensive shit I've ever seen. And I'm not offended by anything! For example, last night Jill was teasing me that Bryan is her favorite and not me anymore, and I was sad. Bryan said "I gave her a topic for next year, what did you give her?" and I

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[fontaine]

I love Sarah Silverman. That movie is SO good it made me uncomfortable...and it sounds like you might've had five straight minutes.

Re: "i don't care if you think i'm racist. i just want you to think i'm thin."

[nusurvivor]

I was told I'm tabbing policy, but I may be tabbing whichever debate is short people. He he, short people. I'm tabbing midgit debate....