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[nursegavin]

What the fuck sort of person thinks like this?

................. *will just be over here, fuming*

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[winestains]

Uh. *--yes, sorry for the eloquence. he's really sort of in shock and working off of the incredibly little he knows about AIDS*

[be_my_me]

Why... no purposed evil, my lord, yet may not a man simply not care for another?

[rockabye_hamlet]

It's because Osric likes him, isn't it? *is making a significant effort to look perfectly solemn*

[be_my_me]

*with great dignity* Nay, sir, I did dislike your son before I knew of Osric's liking.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Is he a brat? *totally wants to find out, ha*

[be_my_me]

Our temperaments are not suited to each other.

[rockabye_hamlet]

'Cause his fashion sense sucks?

[be_my_me]

*laughs* Ay, in part.

Typist: ...Daddy!Forti/Valentine anti-OTP?

[rockabye_hamlet]

*cheerfully* See, I don't blame you. Much.

Typist: ^________________^

[be_my_me]

Then you are also a man of fashion, my lord?

[rockabye_hamlet]

Battle fashion. There's impressing your enemy and then there's scaring him right off the field.

[be_my_me]

Ah, 'tis sensible of you to consider such things, my lord.

[rockabye_hamlet]

I try really hard. What would you suggest to go with red?

[be_my_me]

If you refer to the blood of battle, sire, I would say there is nothing that would with it look well. 'Tis a sad thing it should be at all, is't not?

[rockabye_hamlet]

Inevitable. Sooner or later you get it on you, and we might as well go down looking good, don't you think?

[be_my_me]

I- I suppose so, my lord. Mayhap black would be best.