Hello to Bellingham

[nurse4a2]

Hello to all Clarence's friends!

I am a bit stumped as to what to say.....

Sorry that I have lured Clarence to the farthest northern reaches,

But hard to pull off sincere contrition with the shining eyes and huge grin on my face.

I promise not to fold, spindle or mutilate him unless he insists.

I am crazy about him, and he brought this upon himself by

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[wanderingfey]

Has he told you the story of why he doesn't drink tequila anymore?

Or how he tapped my phone? (It took years for me to forgive him for that.)

Or why we have to watch out for him when there are open espresso bars at weddings?

I do not begrudge you to him or he to you. He is a treasured friend and if he's happy in the frozen north, we'll just have to come visit occasionally. (...always wanted to visit Alaska)

Similarly, if there's a chance we can lure you down to the mainland, let us know.

[fenmere]

I've never really been a part of any of his stories, but the one I keep making him retell is the one about his roommate, Jane, and her strays. And when he tells you that one, make sure he gets to the part about the Necronomicon.

[nuin]

q13_exe is a wonderful person who has deserved someone special in his life for far too long. And he deserves to be that special someone for another. We will happily part with him if it means he can finally have that.

Oooh... juicy stories? We have hundreds, the problem is by the time we are done telling one, he has already run off and created two more!

Ask him about Michael, the decapitated head.

Where in Alaska are you? It is a rather large place...

[skellington1]

Hah, I hath found the sly shedevil who is luring Clarence away. I've been consoling myself with the thought that he'll be in a higher place. Can Clarence still hear our prayers in Alaska?

Hope you two continue to find each other wonderful and amazing.