Story!

[nuqotw]

Once upon a time there was a little girl who led a meek and mild life. When she came of age and prepared to go out into the wide world, her mother said to her 'My dear daughter, now a young woman, once a little girl, I am so very proud of you that you are going out to make a life for yourself in the wide world. Now as you go about your life, always

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[muchabstracted]

I hope you recover from the concussion! =P

(Oh, I think I'm so funny...)

[nuqotw]

Actually, I ignored some salient advice from my mother (though I wasn't so foolish as to measure once) and made a mess of my kitchen. No piano...

[muchabstracted]

That sounds much less dramatic. Though to be fair, the pint of laundry detergent that fell all over my kitchen floor felt pretty dramatic to me.

Well, then, that sounds much less painful and expensive.

[sen_ichi_rei]

lol!

[kraada]

From this we can learn that all advice is flawed.

Even this advice.

[sovay]

That's . . . sort of brilliant. My head hurts.

[kraada]

Perhaps next time you see Luis Yglesias you can remember to tell it to him. It's really his kind of story.

[sounlikely]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA