My office is the one that fields questions from customers and parents concerning camp. We get some really weird calls. Now that I'm the 'sorting hat' for the camp, it's upped my ante of weird calls.
I know our counselors would love to find those VIP rooms! In the summer two counselors share a 10x10 room that contains a bunk bed and two wardrobes and what ever else they can squeeze in there. In the winter they get that ginormous room to themselves.
What in the world is up with those parents?! When I went to various camps as a child there was no way for parents to call in or kids to call out unless it was an emergency, and then you had to have a counselor with you. (Of course, 25 years ago no one had cell phones either.)
Even when my girls went to camp the only time we would have expected a call was when they were sick or in trouble. (there weren't cell phones then either). We have in our literature that children are not to bring a cell phone or any other electronic gadgets (cameras are the exception), but we get a lot of protest about that. I can see them wanting the children to have one while the child is flying by themselves, but other than that...
I see high schoolers whose parents are treating them like 5th graders. I always think 'what are they going to do when Junior goes off to college next year?'
I deal with these children once they reach grad school, and it still a'int pretty- "I didn't know there was required reading to do ahead of time", "You send out too much information- can you make it into a bulleted list?" "Oh, there's a deadline for that? I didn't know". They don't read the aforementioned information, and then blame us when their unprepared . . .
Believe it or not, these calls give us a lot of good laughter in the office. I told my boss a couple of weeks ago that if I didn't field calls like this I wouldn't laugh nearly enough!
Those calls... It's enough to make you grab a beer and deploy the chute. :-)
There is a depressing number of idiots in the world. Parenthood doesn't change that. If anything, it tends to transform even previously smart, sane people into raving maniacs. I'm sorry your job includes talking to them. I gather you can't tell them to go f... ahem... have fun with themselves, and give their kids a break?
I'm just amazed at how normal some of these kids turn out, with parents like this. Just some of them, mind you. A lot of the kids are just as neurotic as their parents, unfortunately.
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Crazy parents.
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I see high schoolers whose parents are treating them like 5th graders. I always think 'what are they going to do when Junior goes off to college next year?'
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There is a depressing number of idiots in the world. Parenthood doesn't change that. If anything, it tends to transform even previously smart, sane people into raving maniacs. I'm sorry your job includes talking to them. I gather you can't tell them to go f... ahem... have fun with themselves, and give their kids a break?
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