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[nunchucker]

If I ever start dating again, I'm going to try to set a rule for the first date. I'm going to volunteer the bullshit scissors right away. It'll probably go something like this

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[dayid]

Hah, I gave a speech very like that, quite recently at that. Mine actually included a lot of the same thing. It's funny that you're such a completely different person from me, yet have such a similar list of abhorations and interests.

Just because I have to show off:

[nunchucker]

All I can say is "Bravo." You did it, man. Some of us only talked about it, but you... you did it. Wow, man. Wow.

[ninjavampire]

I can see all of those things about you man. Most of them are all things that are fucking great about you. But then again, I probably on the list of nerd friends. I'll be in town on the 2nd of May. I'll be at the TKD school any time it is open and not Kung Fu.

[nunchucker]

AWWWWWSUMMM. I'll see you there!

Greatly Appreciated

[okristi]

So your honesty is greatly appreciated, and I have to agree that the first three weeks of dating are def. the worst. In fact, thats the only period of time I am allotted in the whole dating fiasco, because it seems after three weeks, I just never get called back...hmmmm. So I'm thinking I'm going to make a little list much like yours and hand it out on the first date...or MAYBE, i'll hand it out at bars when guys ask for my phone number you know.....Just to save myself some time and confusion in the end. Thanks Josh high fiver !

Re: Greatly Appreciated

[nunchucker]

Consider the high-fiver returned. Y'know, your problem may be that the full moon comes around about every three weeks. Maybe the reason you don't hear back from them is because you've turned into a werewolf and unknowingly ate them. It's alright, though. I hear they have group meetings for that kind of thing Lycanthropists Anonymous or something. Be happy that it's not because of your personality. I'm sure they really liked you. (may they rest in peace)

[fantasticraig]

A quick critique:

I'm useful in these ways:
I know how to fight. -yeah i'll give you that
I'm pretty funny most of the time. -unless your boring
Your friends will probably like me. -unless your boring
Your parents will fucking LOVE me. -yeah but not their dog
I'm incredible in bed. -yeah i'll definitely give you that *wink*
I'm always honest, whether you like the answer you get or not. -isnt everyone
I don't drink. -you drunk it possibly the most terrifying thing i can imagine
Other:
I'm a bit out of shape. -bullshit. arent you the same pant size as me now?
I get upset when I make artwork. -oh come on, its not that bad.
I've fathered an obscene amount of inside jokes. -all the way to the bank!
I have this need for people to taste the things I've tasted. -ive tasted nothing! lies!
I make a lot of obscure references. -yeah you do pull a Jeff Keegan.

Just so you know, if I was a chick, I would be totally indifferent to dating you.
--The Craig

[nunchucker]

Hey. It's not my fault your dog has advanced schizophrenia nervosa with occassional involuntary outbirsts of narcissistic rage.

[amythestdreams]

i bet no girl in the world would abruptly run in and give you their phone number and say "i've had a secret crush on you for 6 months, but i was too chicken to make a move". thats a once in a life time privelage :)

[nunchucker]

Yeah. Haha. You were the first to do that. Definitely. I guess when I start to go hunting, I'll have to develop a different strategem.